Ben

Get the fax machine fired up for a good old monitoring request

Do we even have any sort of press officer ?

Just give them a take it or leave it offer, if they fuck about just walk away

Isak wants a pay rise, TBF he deserves it, that does not mean there is unrest right through the squad.

I don't believe that for a minute, Eddie and Mad Dog spend to much time on squad harmony

I don't think Hope is close to anyone at the club now Longstaff has left.

New contract for Isak and 4 more signings for Eddie and he's golden, obviously I want to see the plans for the stadium and training ground but I'll give him till September to learn CAD and get them knocked up.

TBF I think Hojlund realises he's back to Hod carrying when his contract is up

Just blame Mitchell, whenever someone leaves my work that guy gets blamed for every fuck up for months

His agent wants Liverpool this summer, we don't know what Isak wants, however he didn't go to the Lake District to train on his own he went to La Liga

Sign a new deal stay till next summer go to Barca to replace Lewandowski

Guehi and its a 10/10

Chelsea could do with a few players to bulk out that paper thin squad.

So much has to happen for Isak to go this summer, nobody does anything quick anymore, virtually impossible this happens this window.

Hiding in Asia

If Isak is the chairman's favorite he's not doing much to convince him to stay

I'm also not sure why we haven't bid for Guehi, Botman wont last the season and Guehi should be cheaper

6 goalkeepers and 5 midfielders might be a problem going into the new season

No matter what happens pre season has been an absolute disaster

I think Howe chose them because they were realistic and viable, PIF and the Reubens let him down

If we had signed Howe's first choices this summer we'd have a shot at the title.

Fuck Sesko off, sign Mateta and Wissa and get a young striker next year, move on to Paqueta and Guehi

Our fax is Hamster powered, one night is nowhere near enough

Im starting to think the cartel will try to ban our new stadium