Fantail Breeze

Poor Schär being demoted to the second most dishy chap at our club.

Was there this much focus when Putin’s mate took over at Chelsea? I can’t specifically remember. Every billionaire is dodgy as fuck, that tends to be why they’re so minted. Leicester’s owners who are praised almost every second of every day, subject people to some disgustingly bad working conditions in Thailand which leads to deaths. People are literally dying whilst building football stadiums for the next World Cup. How rotten is that? Football sold it’s soul a long time ago. Where does the line stop? Are people outraged at Disney or Uber? Or is it acceptable for those organisations to be fed by Saudi money? People tend to only be outraged by something when it doesn’t mean they have to change their own behaviour.

How fucking exciting it is reading about their plans, listening to their vision etc. Couldn’t give a fuck if we spend £20, £20m or £200m in January. Having owners who want to succeed is something we’ve been starved off.

So pleased I took the gamble on Wednesday and got tickets First game since Rafa left as that was the final straw. Will probably never get my ST back, but I’ll certainly try.

Anyone seen this fucking knacker packing his stuff up yet?

Our scenes were questionably larger than Leicester’s the night they won the fucking league Imagine when we actually do win something.

The Premier League have been explicitly clear that our owners have absolutely no links to the Saudi government and therefore cannot be accountable for their actions. Thanks to the vigorous O&D test.

KSA don’t own us, ask the PL.

You’ve contributed fuck all before now, I’m sure you won’t be missed. Go write a letter or something.

Let them come They’re all terrified. Can’t wait for them all to hate us. It’ll mean we’re relevant and successful.

The Mitchell brothers if they were deprived of oxygen at birth.

That house is fucking tiny. What made you paint it blue?

Change the locks and don’t even bother to tell the cunt. Fuck off you helmet. Staveley pretty much said you’re gone.

Rafa’s last game. Conte’s first.

I’m sorry I’ve neglected you. I’ve been out on the sauce. Can’t wait to celebrate winning the CL with you negative bastard.

I thought he was quite good with the Covid stuff tbf.

I’ve been at the pub since 5pm, just left my meeting and got the ping through to say it’s happened. I’ve cried. I’ve jumped around like a loon. Shared the moment with my best mates and can’t wait for what the future holds. Love you all. Love everything about this.

Genuinely think I may shed a tear, as sad as that is.

A good thread but Douglas and all of the other spineless bastards can get to fuck. He’s saying this now but why hasn’t he been saying it for the last 13 years? Too worried about getting his press pass taken off him.

Just woke up, had no sleep and feel absolutely sick. Still can’t believe it, hasn’t sunk in yet at all. 13 years of utter bullshit and the last 20 months of waiting. I’m busy as hell at work today, no idea how I’m going to concentrate when this news is going to break any moment.

I really need to put this down and go to bed

Keith did a great job of not mentioning this, which the Club’s lawyers would have been working on round the clock. Maybe he missed their call.

Inject it into my veins

You wait until we’re all on a flight to Riyadh and nobody knows why.

I fucking hope they do it before the Spurs game or I get a feeling people will get silly and do it themselves…