Moose

Good, get it right up them.

Ah Christ, this is going to be a long summer isn't it

Off to Beamish it goes! Brick. By. Brick.

FYP

Poor Dr. Congo, spends 12 years studying medicine only to be lumbered with that useless, morbidly obese shitebag for the summer

A big fat no for Bowen. He'll be expensive in both fee and wage and will be no use to man or beast in the next couple of years once his legs have gone. I'd only take him if he was happy to come here on a relatively modest salary and accept being a bit part player as he leadership qualities may have some use but I'd like to think we're aiming higher and being more creative to the Gordon replacement and the starting RW

I find hilarious personally

I recognise #4! He's my sleep paralysis demon! Should I call the police or a priest?

The Football Gods have been ruthless bastards this season. • Our ridiculous record of dropped points from winning positions • Teasing an Arsenal bottlejob but they'll probably win it anyway • Teasing a Spurs relegation but they'll probably stay up • Hearts top of the SPFL since September but lose it on last day • 2x utterly boring, vapid cup finals • We spend 180m on attacking talent and they're all shit • Sunderland perform well all season, do the double over us and finish above us in the table • 2x boring as fuck teams in the play offs final • The seemingly weekly nonsense surrounding the World Cup It's a small mercy that they at least made this breadstick impersonator have an abomination of a season. The way this season has transpired, I'm surprised he hasn't won the golden boot and Ballon d'Or

Me on this thread for the past week: Again.

I can't really disagree with any of that, despite what I said earlier about how I personally see City being the least of the evils. City's football is excruciating to watch, it's like being slowly suffocated and digested by an anaconda.

I don't mean that I actively want them to win a competition. To be crystal clear if the the choice is City or Sunderland/Liverpool/Man Utd/Arsenal/Chelsea/Spurs then I'll want City to win as they're the least offensive of the aforementioned clubs. However, if they're playing anyone else, I hope they skullfucked.

Personally, I have no sentiment for City whatsoever, but if they win a trophy, it'll likely be at the expense of a more abhorrent club so I'm happy for them to sweep up on occasions like today or the LCF this year. Hearts was a true underdog story, not even remotely comparable.

@martoon commiserations mate, I'm absolutely devastated for you all, over the course of the season your boys have done you proud and you'll get there one day. Celtic's board are complacent and have made an arse of nearly every major decision this season, Rangers are a clown stepping on rakes, Tony Bloom is in Scotland to eat off their plate and he will be able to taste the blood in the water now. Chin up pal, you've come a long way in a short time and you've won the respect of nearly every neutral

What I will say is that anyone who had Wilfried Nancy as their manager and still wins the league is owed a bit of credit for that alone

14/15 league titles in absolutely fucking absurd like. The one they didn't win was the covid one and we all know that covid football doesn't count

They really blew the FT whistle cause of a pitch invasion? Bullshit, there would've been 2 mins left to play given the stoppages! Disqualify Celtic for failing to control their fans!

In this satanic football season does this mean the USA win the world cup and Trump takes credit for it?

Celtic are shit defensively, Hearts are good at set pieces, go route one lads! Time for trebuchet ball.

Written in the stars for a Shankland goal now, HOWAAAAAAY JAMBOS! SALVAGE SOMETHING FROM THIS GODFORSAKEN HELLSCAPE OF A SEASON!

Lads, I'm on the verge of tears here. I fucking hate football you know

Not sure how far behind my stream is, but that's well off surely