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I hope I'm wrong, but I really think that the club have made the wrong decision to keep Howe for next season. I can't guarantee that his successor would be any better, but I know the look of a dead team when I see one

It wouldn't have even been so bad if Arsenal were runaway leaders all season and West Ham were dead and buried by March, but the fact that an Arsenal bottlejob and a Spurs relegation were realistic possibilities only to be snatched away as soon as you could get excited about it makes it all the more cruel. Add onto that two utterly forgettable cup finals that no one gave a fuck about including the fans of the teams competing in them, a boring set of clubs being promoted, Celtic being a basketcase all season and still winning the league at expense of Hearts, the world cup shaping up to be an over Americanized, anti football shitshow cynically designed to fleece the fans at every turn and of course the mackems completely outperforming us in every single metric. And that's just the stuff external to Newcastle!

If it wasn't for the rat being a complete flop, I'm not sure this season could've been more grim

Fair fucks to them. To be honest I'd rather them get Europa League than Conference League cause they'd probably win that whereas there'll hopefully be some competent teams in the EL to stop them

This fucking season man.......

I am sick of the sight of most of the players in this team, this squad is a complete fucking mess, it needs ripped up, root and branch.

You missed a bit.

You could bet your bollocks to a barn dance that as soon as Danny Rohl is emptied by Rangers they'll go for McInnes. I can envisage Hearts being ransacked like the Ajax and Monaco squads a few years back

Shankland off to Rangers on a free. What an utterly disgusting week for Hearts

Boro are pathetic

Two shit teams from two shit places playing out a shit game of football

I can't decide which one is the worst. Ian Report Wrighter is absolutely diabolical!

Celtic 3-0 up, Ian Nacho

Celtic 2-0 up in the cup final. They're playing with their slippers on

Good luck with the final today @MagPar. If it is Martin O'Neill's last game for Celtic, it's pretty cool that it's in the cup final against his apprentice Neil Lennon. It's also pretty funny that some Rangers fans will be wanting Celtic to win so they get Europa League instead of Conference League.

Quansah, Spence and Tino and no Hall is fucking wild man. I'm also not sure that Stones has really done much to earn a call up but I'll give TT the benefit of the doubt and assume he wants another veteran in there. Edit: Madueke

If you don't Askou, you don't getou. They had nothing Toulouse.

Quansah? Stones? Henderson? Nah. That's it for me. Time for me to cash in on my Scottish heritage, family members who still live there, the 10 years I lived in Glasgow, that holiday I had on the Isle of Skye and those few times I went to watch Partick Thistle and Celtic games. Mon Scotland! Anyone but England!

Devastated for Hall, easily the best English player we have Tuchel is a sweaty gimp

Aside from Bruno, Hall has been our best player this year, no other English Newcastle player even comes close. Leaving him out is fucking absurd, especially since it'll probably be in favour of that wee shit from Arsenal. I'd love to know the reason behind Tino making the squad ahead of Hall. Baffling, truly baffling. Fuck this world cup to hell

Just fold the club imo. Nobody would miss Southampton.

Fucking atrocious move, don't do it Tripps! Go to Hearts!

That Mars bar analogy is absolutley appalling. Not that I would have expected anything sensible from him like!

Yep, sadly. Chelsea are a gutless rabble with no leaders and their squad isn't even that good. A pampered bunch of fancy dans aren't gonna turn up to the stadium of shite and out-fight the mackems, it's got a last minute sickener written all over it