Moose

Don't worry Alex, Sanusi still likes you.

I had a bad feeling about this little gimp from the get go, him and his agent played the exact same game with Arsenal before they fucked him off, their play was obvious all along. However, it's infuriating that we've wasted yet more time and made ourselves look like complete simps in the process. But if he came here, 1/2 years down the line he'd be kicking up a fuss just like Isak. Fuck him.

It's a shame he looks set to leave just as Sesko looks set to join, it would've helped Sesko settle if he had a fellow Slovakenian who he could speak Yugoslavian with

Football discourse would be a whole lot better if people like this guy got laid once in a while

As much as it pains me to say it, I couldn't blame him if he pies us off to stay at Palace another season and the joins Liverpool on a free next year. No way is he going to waive a fat signing on fee and a wage that would blow ours out the water.

Tier 1 (ITK) - Shadow Puppets, Ando7, Francis Chipp Tier 2 (Reliable but cartel shills) - Ornstein, Romano Tier 3 (Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit) - Hope, Downie, Graves Tier 4 (As useful as a nuns tit) - Edwards, Waugh, Bailey Tier 5 (Burnsie) - Burnsie

Getting Sesko feels like the final nail in the coffin for Isak's time at Newcastle. The writings been on the wall since he skived the Asia tour, anyone who thinks otherwise has been injecting copium. What matters now is optics and saving face. Just cause we've 'replaced' Isak should not mean that we dance to Liverpool's tune and accept a penny less than the price we demanded from the get go. If they can't afford 150m*, too bad, they shouldn't have spunked 80m on Ekitike just to spite us. Isak is contractually obliged to stay here until Liverpool can cobble together an acceptable fee (cue PIF bailing them out for Nunez). We absolutley can not and must not buckle and let the dippers low ball us. *Not sure if 150m is the price we've put on him but it seems to be the figure that gets banded about, seems reasonable as well.

"Man Utd were unable to take sufficient cost cutting measures to strengthen their transfer fund, therefore, regretfully, Man Utd have informed RB Leipzig that they will no longer persue Benjamin Sesko. The player has been informed and is understandably devastated, sources close to Sesko confirm that he will need at least 1 week to mourn Man Utds failed bid before he is ready to consider his options. Newcastle apparently made him an offer, he could go there if he really wants to, it could prove him a stepping stone to Man Utd in the future, but for now staying at RB leipzig may be his best option as SESKO ONLY WANTS MAN UTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is anyone else worried that Chelsea may realise what's going on and proceed to blow us out the water?

Whether we get Sesko, Sesko & Wissa or no one, it doesn't change the fact that Liverpool should pay through the nose. Especially after all this hullabaloo they and Isak* instigated. You couldn't mark their necks with a blow torch, are they seriously thinking that they'll get him at a cut price because they can't afford him? *No, I'm not going to allow Isak to hide behind his agent and let him take the fall, at any given time Isak had the power to stop this or release a statement, instead he went of strike and undermined the club/manager. Get the cunt to fuck.

Oh great, here comes the tap in merchant, effectively jumping up and down, screaming at Ratcliffe, warning him that the cartel are potentially missing out on a talent. If the roles were reversed and Man Utd were in pole position to land Sesko he'd be pumping out hourly updates on Seskos burning desire to represent Man Utd, photoshopping his face kn their kits etc. FWIW, I doubt our latest offer will do the trick. I've had a bad feeling about this from the get go

In a world full of Romanos, be a Shadow Puppet.

Sick to death of this cunt stalling on us waiting for his 'special club' to sack enough coach drivers and club shop workers to cover his fee. As for Romano, the sooner that odious toad chokes to death on his own bile the better.

Utterly bored of this guy. Just fuck off to Man Utd already and save us another week of misery.

I haven't been keeping up with the Marrative regarding Isak. Is he back to being an overated Shola regen who wouldn't get a game ahead of Isidor or is he still a world class asset whose departure will set the mags back years?

Adam Pearson behaviour. How the mighty have fallen!

I'm worried that we won't have enough keepers on our books if this goes ahead.

Until a PIF owned Saudi team give them 80m for Casemiro

This has been the most tedious window in history and this saga is the most tedious of them all. We're basically sitting in the cuck chair while his agent is twerking for Man Utd. I'm sick of this fucking guy already.

A cartel club showing a firm interest in one of Newcastle's targets. Romano:

Shocking! How are we supposed to be reminded that Isak only wants Liverpool and that Newcastle are being big bad meanies to Liverpool?!

This guy has more red flags than a Soviet victory day parade. If you still need time to consider whether your career is best served working under Eddie or joining Ratcliffe's circus then you 'ain't it'!

I get the feeling that Isak and his agent think they're above the club, Eddie has just power slammed them right back down to earth with a thud. BTW, when was the last time Romano tweeted about Isak saga? It feels like it's been ages. Can someone check to make sure he's OK? And if he is OK can you make it so that he isn't OK with extreme violence?