I copied this from our friends at Toontastic, hoping they won't mind.
It had me on the floor laughing.
Benidorm, summer holidays.....
Cockney wanker: "Orwight, Geordie! Noocarsuhl fan are ya?"
MLF: "Amma fuck! Sunlin till I die, marra!"
CW: "Sorry squire, never too sure."
MLF: "We hate the Mags, marra. Do you hate them anarl? Delusional fan base."
CW: "I'm more into music to be honest, chief. Love that Sam Fender from up your way. The boy's got some talent."
MLF: "Ee's hated in the north east, marra. Not popular at all. Used to be a massive lads fan from South Shields but moved to North Shields and claimed to be a Mag. Plays to the Mag gallery, you see? Ee's hated, marra. Just like his new oil money tee'um."
CW: "Oh err, looks like er'indoors is looking for me, err, lahve to chat but err, got things to do."