Izakaya

The likes of Fulham and Wolves will be turbofucking them 6-0

Couldn't pour watta out of a boot if the instructions were on the fuckin heel.

Got caught with dog porn didn't he?

Lol he's bald. Baldy Baldy Baldy. Bald as a coot. Bald nonce. Hey you over there what's it like to have no hair?

Give it to Nana Makina til the end of the season marra.

How much power does Eddie actually have? Could it feasibly leave the atmosphere?

We appear to be far too sentimental with players that are well expired.

Totally forgot that top Puma kit existed tbh. It's not even that bad looking back. Was that from the Covid season?

We'll sign none of the Mbuemo, Delap, KWP, Guehi style names we've been linked with tbh. Reckon they'll all be mad out of the blue next-gen names from France, Spain, and South America. Based on nowt

Someone a bit younger than Mbuemo for the RW for me like. Guler or Kubo

Goodnight sweet prince

Truly screwed the pooch in every conceivable way. Just mint lads.

Pepe le Piss will be hounded out and spat on before Xmas. Watch ye letterbox.

More fool them tbh

Great season. Probably one of the most out there styles we've had for kit design too. Also looked toppa with white shorts

I feel he's jinxed it. That'll end up on one of their banners.

He's absolutely fucked it there hasn't he?

Pretty much how I'm feeling with it too. However, I've just seen the long sleeve pics, and my cock could now cut diamonds.

and Sela probably.

Weez this clownshoe?

What an absolute banter season this has been Man U in general Spurs in general Us winning a cup City imploding Two London clubs winning cups over Arsenal 'Big Six' theory shot to bits

Spurs will go on to win this, only to get cunted 6-0 by Brighton, with Ange having a meltdown and walking, undoing any good feeling in less than a week.

Transfer budget blown on getting Zendaya to model it for us?

Just worked out that Everton have absolutely nothing to play for. Win or lose they can't move position or be overtook. Hopefully they are already on the beach.