Izakaya

If he goes this month then something pretty serious has happened in his private life. Seems like he's fucked the job big style.

Mint. Looks like an actual decent baggy fit too.

Need the denim kit on DHGate too They need to actually make them in the 90s baggy fit instead of a modern slim cut. Seen a few lads with DHgate versions of 97 kit on watching the derby and the sleeves are tighter than two coats of paint. I had a legit one on and the cut is noticeably different.

This is the other side of the coin here. Astonishingly mental take.

Why does everyone assume that when our injured players are back there won't be any other injuries that drag on longer than a wet weekend? Yes we'll have Wilson, Willock, Murphy potentially back evetually but nowts saying Botman, Bruno and Isak wont be crocked at the same time. Our medical team are dogshit and we won't EVER have a full strength squad/bench this season.

Sounds like he'd be perfect for us. Young, english, average but wildly expensive, and a crock to boot.

Still nowt about a return then? It's been 3+ months now hasn't it?

Didn't Harvey Barnes just break a toe or something?

Our medical team is fucking dogshit basically.

Surely FFP isn't restricting us so badly we can't spend ~£20m on a backup striker?

Marraetti and Marrapramen

Same. I want white shorts permanently now.

Solanke seems incredibly underwhelming.

Over the past week they have embarrassed themselves in literally every single conceivable way, be it stadium displays, the club management, the players, ticketing, fans, social media, everything even remotely associated with Sunderland has been a complete fuck-up. It's actually quite impressive.

Aye but just driving into the city. Was going to get the train there and back but it'll be too late to get one back my way and ubers will be a pisstake.

Sherlock?

Just been sent this...

Same. Just woke up. Fkin spewing here

HAHA. BBC on suicide watch. His whole personality is a lie.

We should, but we'd probably rather spend $60m on Connor Gallagher

This is the shit we need to get DHGate on.

Pyewa taste marra.

Yeah that's incredibly frustrating if we aren't in for him.

We're about to be bummed daft man.

Bit sick of being linked with every mid tier, potentially got potential £40-60m english kid out there.