Izakaya

Wat

Why

He looks like the type of bloke that will instantly get fat as fuck the moment he stops training.

While having my morning shite I spotted the 95/96 away top randomly making an appearance in Japanese men's lifestyle magazine Popeye.

Now do Ali G.

I personally feel he might sit just a little bit outside of our 'no dickheads' policy...

Yes but he takes ages doing it. Miley has been on the outer fringe for two seasons now, I can see why he's getting frustrated.

By all accounts that sounds like exactly what Eddie wants.

Looks like something a naarmcore kid from Melbourne with a tash and a dangly earring would wear to a Boiler Room.

Absolutely not. Makes all that effort to get to the CL worthless if we don't actually bother strengthening and deepening the squad.

Stop pissfarting on and give me that new signing dopmamine hit mannnnnn

Weez doing the shite 'mag in peace' shtick on that thread?

Everyone who isn't in the PSG or Inter squads are on holiday. Thread should be locked for another week tbh.

The likes of Fulham and Wolves will be turbofucking them 6-0

Couldn't pour watta out of a boot if the instructions were on the fuckin heel.

Got caught with dog porn didn't he?

Lol he's bald. Baldy Baldy Baldy. Bald as a coot. Bald nonce. Hey you over there what's it like to have no hair?

Give it to Nana Makina til the end of the season marra.

How much power does Eddie actually have? Could it feasibly leave the atmosphere?

We appear to be far too sentimental with players that are well expired.

Totally forgot that top Puma kit existed tbh. It's not even that bad looking back. Was that from the Covid season?

We'll sign none of the Mbuemo, Delap, KWP, Guehi style names we've been linked with tbh. Reckon they'll all be mad out of the blue next-gen names from France, Spain, and South America. Based on nowt