Izakaya

Another one we were first linked with two years ago....

Press the button, Eddie.

There's a growing feeling I'm going to blow my head smooth off with a Smith & Wesson if we don't pull our cunting fingers out our arses.

I actually might. Let me think and I'll DM you if needed 👍

Can someone block my IP address til the end of the transfer window please?

I only want to stamp on Romano's larynx.

'Sesko has now scored 8 in 8 for the Magpies! What a start for the Slovenian. Still undecided though, player has indicated he only wants Manchester'

C U M I N M E B R O

Didn't realise it was coming out of your pocket...

This is about the 5th time I've seen Cocksucker as an insult in the past few days. Seems like it's having a bit of a resurgence along with 'retarded'. Nice to see nature healing.

Match thread up and running for our Spurs friendly over at Ready To Groom. Not obsessed though marra.

Nah, if a high-rise cityscape and high end restaurants were a major factor in a player signing then Melbourne City FC would be the biggest club in the world.

Been mentioned a few times alongside CEO role but apparently she's not keen.

What a novel idea. Make classic simple kits for all teams, that people will want to buy. Baffling how this simple concept seems to elude most kit manufacturers.

£110m is laughable. Glad to see us display some semblance of testicular fortitude.

Garnacho is going to Chelsea.

We will be, but it won't be us choosing to.

Turns out they're a girl band with 6.3m followers on instagram 😳

Birth rate in South Korea just got a huge shot in the arm

Anyone done any good poos lately?

Meh, I go off vibes

€50+5 could get Ademola Lookman if this goes tits up

Oof, Zing!

Skulled a pint in the stack though