Izakaya

B all day and twice on Sunday. Not even a question tbh.

Susan Boyle would be the fittest woman I've ever seen if she's all I had ever looked at.

Get shot

We never did hear anything more about the kits in middle picture did we?

That looks pretty sick mind.

Low-effort, just like everything else around the club at the minute.

Mair like

I had the same theory re: Ekitike, but then I sharply realised we aren't operating on that level mentally as a club, we're just painfully thick.

Romano now saying cryptically we will see Sesko in the EPL soon. Welcome to Manchester, Benny!

Well, a blind man on a galloping horse could have seen this coming.

It's Howe that can't work with a DoF though?

Those sambas are lush. Remind me of early 00s èS skate shoes.

We've lost about 20 faces this month alone.

Another masterclass.

"Bah gawd King that's Amanda Staveleys music!"

If a 3rd DoF can't work with Eddie he must be a right toxic fucker.

"Player only wanted Chelsea"

I'd be surprised if he's even considering us. Probably has way more attractive and lucrative options.

Liverpool taking Isak for a British club record then pity dumping Nunez on us would be one of the biggest public cuckings of all time.

This generations Andy Carroll sale. Just with an extra £100m on top.

Needs a good tash to top that look off.

Twice

Thanks. I will continue to use my eyes and retain visual information in my brain.

What does this even mean? I am aware of the existence of high heels but it doesn't mean I am a participant. Any cretin could identify a Louis Vuitton bag and those Labubu things have been all over the news here.

I'd want his offer cancelled on the spot if he turned up to sign for us holding a Louis bag with fuckin Labubu's clipped to it.