BGRM

Thank fuck Kane has signed for the Jormans. Was getting a bit sick of hearing the “will he stay/will he go?” Shite. (Oh, and the Shearer record thing. Hope he stays in Germany till he retires.)

Class by Haaland

Didn't take long Haaland

“There’s only one Valentino Francisco Livramento, there’s only one Valentino Francisco Livramento…….”

Yes, didnt deserve it like!

Get in, come on.

Brilliant pen

Copy cat

Oh no

Bloke at the back (with the grey hair) is having a piss I think. Classy mackems.

Get in Ipswich.

Cheers Magpie for doing this again. I’m pretty crap at it but will give it another go. Gameweek 1 Burnley 0 v 2 Man City Arsenal 3 v 1 Notts Forest Bournemouth 1 v 0 West Ham Brighton 2 v 0 Luton Everton 1 v 1 Fulham Sheff United 0 v 1 Palace Newcastle 2 v 1 Villa Brentford 1 v 2 Spurs Chelsea 1 v 1 Liverpool Man United 4 v 0 Wolves

That shouldn’t be a corner

Mackems down to 10. Hume 2nd yellow

Mowbray out! Mowbray out! (Actually keep him in )

Arsenal win then (probably)

Kevin misses

Nearly 5 mins on top of the 8. We will never see a 3pm game finish before 5pm now.

Arsenal score in 101st minute. Pens then

Cole Palmer. 1-0 City

Get in Barnes. Good lad.

Get in Big Joe

Sitter missed by the Mackems

Got a feeling I’m going to dislike Arsenal even more this season with Havertz playing for them.

Got a feeling he wont be by end of the window (love to see him in black and white).