McDog

I know, this is bad. I thought that guy would be a great addition. Not so much.

Not sure: Howe says Yoane Wissa, who was an unused sub against Barcelona, is injury free, ahead of Saturday's trip to Chelsea in the Premier League, which is live on Sky Sports. "Yoane is fit," said Howe. "Fitter, probably, than at any stage in his time with us. He's training with the group whenever we train and no injury concerns at all. "The challenge for Yoane is, when introduced and on the pitch, he's got to perform."

Very nice three points. Good job and a clean sheet to boot.

Engage shithouse gear and see this out.

+8

A note over to Labia.

That was fucking close.

Nicely done Willock and Gordon.

Poor ball in.

Grabs his ankle as Wolte steps on his little toe.

Roh Roh.

Bruised arse.

Good job lads, half done!

Eddie needs a step ladder to talk face to face with Wolte.

I wondered if they'd look at that. Looks like one to me.

Yellow again. Good.

I was going to say, "If it looks like a duck and it walks like a duck".

Thanks Turbull! Err, Paulo. Good stuff.

Get up Willock. THAT knocked him down?

Enzo tries to kill Palmer.

Mistake by Rammy there. Jesus.

James shot still rising into the atmosphere.

Not the greatest there Harvey.

Last minute instructions to the ref from Chelsea. Let's go lads!

Seems like every single day it's "What time does Newcastle kick off?" So many games, damn.