MrRaspberryJam

Looks like he smokes tabs in the bus stop on his dinner break.

He was recommended to the club by KaKa.

kx2018

Very much like the stuff I write. I mean those on twitter didn't write it they just told it.

Our club photographer should not be doing Only Fans

I've never heard of him. @KaKa please provide me and N-O with a definitive round-up of what to expect from the Portuguese John McGinn.

I've binned it.

My DHGate special. Just noticed the castore and NUFC badge aren't in line together and it's driving crazy.

Memories of Didier Domi notching in the same fixture in the FA Cup, 2000.

2-0. Benzema.

1-0 Alaba.

Surprised there's been no comment on the Madrid game yet. Highlight of the game so far probably Ancelottis suit (as per) and his Garmin.

I'll have your back if you do.

I said first that KaKa (the poster) was class. Why don't you all go find someone else to fawn over?

Beauty!

I dunno what Schar's brother looks like

How a size XL, 2000-01 away strip with Andy O'Bri(a)n on the back ended up in Ukraine I'll never know.

Don't think the warmup top has Fun88 on? Could be wrong. Most likely am wrong.

His passing technique is weird in an oddly satisfying way: he sort of stabs it at it and it doesn't look that pretty on the eye but it's always inch perfect. No idea how we managed to pull this deal off. If you knew a player of his caliber was available for £30m-£40m in January you'd have thought there'd have been a boat load of teams trying to snap him up.

Looks like Portuguese John McGinn.

Can only remember us wearing it Soton away at the Dell.

Totally agree. I know next to nowt about any footballers on the continent apart from the big names. Kaka keeps me in the loop.

I did have a look, stumbled across this. £155 for a typo https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165268487224?hash=item267ac4fc38:g:MZ0AAOSwawxgMpiv

I wish someone on DHGATE would make a knock-up of these two: