MrRaspberryJam

Madri is lovely.

Couple of canny goals from Dembele.

He looks like he's had a pot noodle and a wank.

I'd have given him 6 but 7s alright.

Is that it? Give me 3, then 2 more if I need 'em.

He's brilliant. He's a brilliant winger. He's not my favourite NUFC winger of all time though. My favourite NUFC winger, was Mr. Fabrice Pancrate.

Are you reading these?

It was a good performance.

Name them

He's performing OK I want him to perform a lot better.

Think the match is on Premier Sports on Sky as well. May or may not be true. May also not be on Premier Sports. Unsure if any of this is any help to anyone.

Dunno like Lee Charnley 10 years lowballing teams to sign their shite.

They'll look like a load of pipsqueaks up against our Elliot.

You loaded like?

Bruce is the ugliest of all the amphibians.

He's built like The Bear Jew.

Matty never played under Rafa mind.

23rd for moi. Ah wey.

But, you know, Luke will make one too many mistakes. Telegraph Head Office will see what N-O already knew, and they go in there, they will march in there. They go, right, yeah, N-O was right. Luke, you've pissed off Cox and you've pissed off Liew. You're not the reporter you thought you were. Okay. so get out, we made the mistake. Then they drag him out by his head and that's when the begging starts. They'll come to Ryder and say, "Ooh, Lee you were right all along, you were the right man for this job, you're the best man for this job. Will you come back? He'll be like, yeah sure how much money have you got? Because this is going to cost you, this is going to cost you."

I didn't ask for it to be personalised or anything, if that makes any difference. No idea.

Just got notification that mine has been dispatched already, I only ordered it on Thursday! I'm away on holiday this Thursday until the 7th Aug, hoping it's not delivered whilst Im away ffs!

Was before he signed for us.