MrRaspberryJam

known as “doing a TCD”

James Horncastle saying he wrapped his laptop up in a camouflage blanket.

FootballItalia saying Tonali wore a balaclava whilst on Firefox.

Was he playing about on the dark web as well the dirty bastard?

Steve Bruce changing Adolf Hitlers nappy. Not quite.

Just because he finished 5th doesn’t mean he deserves a statue. You seem to be conveniently forgetting that he also finished 5th bottom the following season. His inability to control players with any ego (ie. Ben Arfa) sucked out whatever enjoyment there was left when watching his style of ‘football’. I appreciate everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I think you’re way off thinking Pardew deserves a statue mate.

Barca not having money has never stopped Barca from spending big money before.

Hahahahaha

Two men I’d love to see get it on together.

Steve Bruce kissing Sam Smith

christ said you know nowt. Strike him.

just hit Christ as hard as you can next time you bump into him.

Aye mate but you call yourself Shelveys hair

And if you ever meet @wormy make sure you rim his pint.

I won’t lie. At this point you may as well meet @SiLvOR and throw a dig at him.

Pmsl

Not sure what people were expecting going to a friendly v Australia. As if it was ever gonna be full strength with Italy just around the corner. In an ideal world we’d take Henderson off for Schar.

Wouldn’t be surprised if we won all them and Tindall knocked the Just For Men out of Arteta just after Schar buries a 25 yard winner in the 86th minute.

actually I couldn’t give a toss.

forgot I posted this I was a bit tipsy last night. Sorry Beth.

chuckled at that.

Genuinely think he’ll die in prison.

Think you need to realise both posts were sarcasm mind.

vile