MrRaspberryJam

Yeah I heard you use that the other day.

Sounds like it was Dan Burn trying to get it under control.

Lejuene (minus the injuries) would have been a cracking defender under Howe.

He's a right wanker that Sky Sports presenter. Every time Dermot Gallagher is on the show explaining a decision that Rob Wotton is always being a patronising prick and playing up the cameras. Wish Gallagher would just deck him live on air.

You're a scissor lift.

Cherry picker mate.

You're quite the philosopher.

He's streets ahead of Coloccini and he's obviously way less injury-prone than Woodgate. For me he's the best CB we've had in my lifetime. It's not exactly a high bar but we've definitely not had anyone better imo.

It wasn't your breast idea.

Rustys, The Tipsy Cow, Queens, The Bank, The Blonde Barrell. All those within close proximity of each other. All a 10 minute walk from Central Station.

That's mental come off it.

Paha, Ando going "wooooaaaah!!!!!!!!" because Sheff Utd passed it straight to Isak for Brunos goal. On the halfway line.

ATTENTION. I NEED ALL OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN. ANDOOOOOOOOO

Genuinely doubt any of the staff will care or not. They'll probably only care when they use the heat press machine on your snide and it melts it!

Don’t see why not buddy.

Im more concerned about Iwobi trying to arselick his way into NUFC.

Message @Rich and he'll inbox you a link to his PayPal. Send him £15 and whatever name you want is yours.

You probably get this all the time, but are you actually Clint Dempsey?

1 in 10 are. Seems quite high.

I’ve been soaking my hands in petrol for the past hour to toughen them up. So if anyone wants a duel, I’m ready.

Oiiiiiii don’t have a go at him just because Villa beat Chelsea.

Get fucked buddy. Get right royally fucked.

Atletico lead 1-0. Alvaro Morata header.

https://twitter.com/C0WBOYSHIT/status/1705965178376823094?s=20

Good sign at least that he walked off the pitch and wasn’t airlifted to hospital.