MrRaspberryJam

Were you drinking alone and practicing this in the mirror?

Aye. Although I really wanna see Joelinton start but it’d be harsh on Anderson.

Hes from Wallsend. I’m from Wallsend.

So much for Dortmund having a dodgy start to the campaign. Currently top with 0 defeats. Only HT mind.

How do you know it’s fake?

Unfortunately Eddie is a well known gobshite. How many times has he lied through his teeth in press conferences about players being injured? As much as I admire Eddie as manager, the bloke has absolutely zero respect for the fans and treats us like dirt on the bottom of his shoe.

The black adidas sambas are a more versatile alternative, obviously a lot easier to clean and maintain than suede. I’ve been after a pair of Gazelles for a while so think I’ll bag a pair after my hollybobs in a fortnight.

Cheapest I can find ‘em is £69 on Wynsors.

.....Who else has seen this filth.... ?

https://m.facebook.com/newcastleunited/videos/paul-dummett-on-reaching-200-newcastle-appearances/2449290975216400/

Wiki has him down as 205 apps for us if you scroll down to the Career Statistics section

Genoa 1-0 Roma. Off to a flier this one.

Think I'm going to get a pair of those black adidas sambas like.

Thought he was actually our MOTM last night, but can see why they plumped for Livramento given it was his first start. Those long, dangly legs winning possession back in midfield was such a huge miss.

Is it a cross between Sam Fender and Justin Bieber?

When did Fede Ferndandez come back?

17 mins and nobody has appreciated this. wtf is wrong with people

Like a young Peter Ramage.

Wilson double and Gordon. 3-0.

spot on fella. He'll have had enjoyed himself if he went for a pint in Rustys

Bloody hell Shirley from Eastenders is doing the cup draw