The Butcher

Looks a fantastic defender this bloke.

Really poor spell this.

Shiite

Fucking little dance

Aye, that's a booking on Planet Soft Cunt.

We're a good side now. What even is this.

Just a kick. He'll be alreet.

Cracking pass through the lines from Botman. Having him and Schar capable of playing out from the back is going to be a great.

Lazy from Willock there. Almost cost us.

Good goal

Next

He's fast. That's it. Not a PL player in a million years.

Cuntwards confirming the bid and saying that Maddison wants the move

Really impressive.

Big, strong, fast and comfortable with either foot. Always looking for it and loves going forward. Fucking exciting this lad, like.

Would get some bairns on for Murphy and Wood now.

We're good here.

Wouldn't surprise me if we see Trippier play an inverted role at times this year. Especially if Murphy is in front of him.

Anderson is a player

Targett's hamstring is fine. Stop making shit up.

Two years left on his deal