The Butcher

5 purples would be great.

8 homos

Fucking hell. Not even a foul.

Could be anything this

They're so open at the back

He's a cracking player, but I can't stand Son. Snide little cunt can stick those stupid fucking handshakes up his arse.

SUUUUUUUIII

Broke his foot 10 minutes into the game. Nails this lad.

Here wo go

Man Utd's players stopped trying for the last 20 minutes. Didn't press or track runners or anything. They just gave up. There's something very wrong with the mentality in the group there.

Love Keane

Absolute pisstake this. Love it.

The amount of PL footballers sporting a shit chin beard/goatee is staggering. It looks so, so bad.

Rolls Royce

Reckon City will sign Saka in a few years time to replace Mahrez and/or Silva

Fishing for a new deal this cunt.

Being a mackem must be even more shite than usual these days

Based on the last 5 seasons another 7 points should be enough to stop up.

Think they have a strong spine from the midfield and up, but I think CB position is a worry for them, especially if Salisu is out. Winning the midfield battle against Romeu and JWP will be key. Have to avoid giving away fouls in dangerous areas. This game is there to be won, no doubt.

And the crowd goes mild.

Manq for Krafth Bruno for Shelvey ASM for Murphy They're a well drilled side. Will be a tough game.

Fuck me, what a signing.

7 clear

Jesus, Murphy and Joseph