Nucasol

He’d do a bang up job with their commercial operations if the club shop / Castore’s performance is a marker.

Wallop. Goldbridge is Twitter AIDS.

Perfect Everton signing if they had any money left.

Lots to admire in their scouting networks but feeder clubs are a really cunty approach.

Same price as Bruno. Just don’t pay the English premium.

Rooney letting the side down.

Pincher?

Fulham 2 years ago vibes coming through strongly.

How’s the bacon did you say?

Couldn’t happen to a nicer club. Hope they absolutely crumble.

I think they’ll sign one or two more and probably be even more threatening.

Perfect post Sunday dinner fodder. Fall asleep watching this guaranteed.

Meow.

Desmond!

Weird having someone with the build of Lallana playing at centre half. Martinez looks miniature.

105% wages:turnover ratio too.

Would be massively surprised if Maddison comes now Chelsea Todd is about to fill Leicester’s FFP hole with his giant Fofana-shaped wedge of cash. Think Leicester may be in for a heavy transition season.

His stats are very French Chris Wood. Would prefer Saša Kalajdžić for £15m.

German rehab season a la Sancho would make sense. Alternatively he could end up like the next Lookman.

Gueye’s replacement presumably. Good upgrade.

BEIN Jacobs suggesting exactly that.

Bale tearing it up in the semi-pro leagues.

Nope. Along with the third kit (nearly 6 weeks now…) and away kit. I’m hopeful they’ll turn up by the start of the World Cup break.

It’s taken a Mitro-esque redemption arc to get him there and he’ll need to do it in the PL this season to take him out the Chopra / Nugent / Gayle pool of ‘too good / not good enough’ players.

Didn’t Eddie sign Solanke and Ibe for Bournemouth? Unless he feels burned by that experience I’d say this one would be right up his strasse.