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Lots of beewwwwws for Tim Krewl.

Dear god. They’re not even trying to hide it now, the absolute pack of howler monkeys.

Cowies dropped, chewing gum in, jaw going at 180 bites per minute.

Hamstring injury apparently.

He did really well on loan at Sheffield Wednesday when we sent him out in 2019/20. Looking at his career, he really has been a perennial loanee until the last couple of years. 4 goals in nearly 100 games for a largely forward focused player is pure dross.

Surprised he found the time between sending cock snaps to lasses.

Hairy Wanks.

Best tweet juxtapositions - record signing next to your ‘rivals’ manager walking out on them:

Hahahaha. Simply the West marra

Provides voiceover audio for stroke rhythm: “Faster Darren…no too fast”

Let the bed wetting commence. Would rather have Diaby at this stage, more pressing need.

Knowing his little Englander mentality he'll be saying we should have signed Ivan Toney.

Ginger Bill from Wheatley Hill; never worked and never will.

All the driving was supposed to be fucking his hamstrings up. Stops that and they go again.

Tap-in merchant goes transfer balls deep.

“It’s Pearson closing in…”

Nee cunt in Hicksville will be cerebral enough to watch Pointless.

Completely, can’t fail to see that now. Even the shift laugh.

For £5m, if it’s near enough guaranteed, then I’m happy with this.

From Tranmere’s hackers to the Black Country Lisbon Exiles on Sunday is one hell of a pivot stylistically.

Yep. His injury record on TransferMarkt isn’t great. 163 days out with hamstring injuries at us and Bournemouth. 20 games missed. Nothing compared to 2 cruciate ruptures (55 games missed) but add this to thigh and calf injuries and you’ve got someone who is massively susceptible to muscular injuries. Since 2018 he’s missed 307 days and 39 games worth of football with them.

Beat me to it.

Owen was the same apparently, especially with his super noodle hamstrings.

They’ve already got Havertz who looks exactly the same player.