Gawalls

If we get knocked out then the interviewer needs to ask Southgate “we’ve been lob sided all tournament on the left, Gordon has been terrorising all season down the left in the league and you’ve ignored him - why?”, whatever he answers then they should just say “well it didn’t work did it?”

When you’re looking to win a game - would you honestly play a match winner?

He’s done nowt

Bellingham with the ball and 30 men in front of him, commentator - BELLIIINGGGHHHAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Phodeling

And - they’ll have a “fandoo” to celebrate if they win here

We’ve been doing it for 62 pages

I genuinely would come home

I can’t help it.. England - I was born here, lived here my whole life and will die here, all my friends and family are here and im proud to be English, Switzerland - Schar

You can tell I’m at the end of my bottle of wine when I’m giggling at she’s Shearers “no one’s getting onto the end of his balls” comment

I’m gonna use that more from now on, especially at work - “you write code like a fucking competition winner!!!”

Wtf was that from Eze?

I honestly can’t

Don’t worry lads, we’re losing but he’s changes - he’s readying a new LB

I read a comment on YouTube that made me laugh as the seals didn’t have the green light, the US “we’re briefing two regiments of SEALS to help out and they’ll be among soon” - UK “it’s ok - we’ve sent in Chris”

Yeah fair enough but he still got a phone call of a mate in there, got dressed then went into a building that he no idea of the layout and no idea of how many he was up against - knowing a suicide vest had already gone off, having to search rooms not knowing if they were amongst SEVEN HUNDRED hostages I mean fucking he’ll man.

Kane is a good name for a sub(marine) as he always goes deep

Really? Im so watching this tonight

People all over Europe must be saying “England games are so fucking boring”

Why can’t we stay on side

You get a certificate for 25m? I just got a pathetic badge to sew to my trunks

Do we need them?

Earned his stripes on a Saturday night in the big market I reckon

Fucking mental - just wanders on his own in jeans and a t shirt.

Was he?