Gawalls

I’ve read in a few places - deals too close to the deadline may not count, hope there’s no truth in the stories. If so then what’s the point of having a deadline

He’s still supported us his entire life and it’s a shame he’s gone

I’m no Rachel Riley but if we get rid of longstaff as well then that’s like a billion pounds we have to spend

I said the same after last game - he’ll double down every game now

Cos he wears the wrong colour jersey week in week out

I’m gonna summon him - “Froggy, Froggy, Froggy”

Spot on

Why do we need someone whose gonna run like the clappers at them (and who can finish) At a point in the games when they have to get everyone forward?

I also got an Oasis joke in but mine was a bit better 😉

He’ll be running out there and saying “stand by me lads”

And Gordon

You think you hate him? What is it with people and sitting on the fence, let the hate in and join us.

She’s welcome to have a princess - I’ll watch

Was the great shearer that said he was never worried when he missed, the only time to start worrying is when you stop getting into those positions ands getting chances.

You’re welcome to have a go at my lass but trust me it’ll take you more than three minutes.

Kane scored - just proved Kane needs service, don’t think anyone can doubt that get the ball in the box and he’ll get you goals.

Than any of us have given your lass

Wants to look smart by ignoring the obvious play.

Hard to tell with these fuckers - even in sarcasm just don’t do it

They’ve actually just called him genius

Ah bollocks

A big part of me is saying “serves you right for ignoring Gordon”, he’s proved time and time again he’s a match winner.

I think Cloughie once said “football is a simple game made complicated by idiots”

Correct me if I’m wrong but Southgate has been to our ground countless times last season and will have seen Gordon scare the living shit out of the opponents hasn’t he?

Kane just isn’t able