Mazzy

No H in that Man Utd blokes name. ANTONY. Anthony Gordon

They'd probably be pleased with that. Usually they just work off the same 3 templates every year so no doubt they'd be happy to change it up a little.

I'm just hoping when they finally release episode 3 they accidentally release episode 4 again as well.

Salah might not even make the sqaud for this. Seems like a real possibility that he's off to Saudi. Ofcourse there's a good chance he makes this his last appearance and leaves next week, but either way it could fuel some unrest amongst the squad.

Feels like the rumours have sparked up again in the last couple of days. Still think we are done but one more (in any position, but ideally CB) would be close to the perfect window. 8.5/10 for now.

Clearly because the emoji in question only has one arm.

Once Bruno jumps ship we will have to But I do actually agree with you. Can see something happening in the last couple of days, but only if Fraser and Co can find an exit.

Wouldn't be surprised to see a red card in this game. Always something that seems to fuck up against these knobs. Schar or maybe Gordon getting sent off would be my guess. Might put a couple of quid on it.

There's so little to go off so far this season that it's hard to see the bigger picture. This won't be remembered as a game that defined our season.

Imagine what the reaction would be like if we lost to West Ham like this. Barely worth thinking about.

Some pundits tipped Chelsea for Top 4 this season. They know nothing and have no idea what's happening just like everyone else.

Amazing what 115M gets you. He's probably nervous but the lad has been pretty poor since he came on and that was even before giving away a penalty.

And when he scored the winner against Fulham.

There's no such role in this team though. He played that role maybe twice for about 45 minutes total last season out of neccesity. He's either playing through the middle upfront or he's on the bench. We can't be judging our season or our tactics for the next 36 games based on this 90 minutes, that would be insane.

I'm amazed anyone can pick out just one player and say they've been the problem. Its been poor all over the place other than the back 4 potentially. So many sloppy passes, slow passes and bad choice of passes. If it stays 1-0 I'll be pleased with that.

There must be about 3 matches during an entire season that the Man City fans actually get excited about cos this is dull as fuck and they are playing really well.

Wow, Bruno. Just taken £20M off your future transfer fee.

If this is Premier League and Champions League winning standard then we are about 5/6 years and another £300M away from it comfortably.

Seriously Barnes, what is the fucking point in that?! Absolute lunacy.

Probably best for us Joelinton goes off, he's not been the best when we've actually got hold of the ball.

Much much better. We've calmed down in the last 5 minutes.

Just can't keep it for more than 5 passes. Which is fine but those 5 passes have all been shocking so far.

Joelinton can't decide if he wants to play for us or City tonight.

Fuck sake Joelinton, they don't need any help getting the ball back man!

If you didn't have it on in the first 15 seconds then this is 100% your fault.