Hank Marvin

Imagine being in League 1 and having to pin your hopes of promotion on sneaking a playoff position with a 39 year old striker & a guy called 'Lyndon Gooch'. Fuckin mackems lol

Woy's Woytfod are certs to go down - He might have a longer tenure in football than balls and feet, but he's hardly an inspiring leader, and they have some tough games coming up. They got a result against a soft-boiled Villa yesterday, but does anyone see them getting anything against Palace, Man Utd, Arsenal, Wolves & Southampton which are their next five games? They've got Liverpool, Citeh, Leicester & Chelsea on top of that - If you can get good odds on them to slide, then it's definitely worth a punt. Norwich and Burnley are showing some steel now, was impressed with how long Norwich took to finally concede, away from home, against what could possibly be the PL winners, and then you have Burnley who battered Brighton yesterday, lost only 0-1 to Liverpool, drew against Man U, drew against Arsenal - Dyche has them on a regime of steel, gravel and human shins, and a better striker than he had in Wood. Woytfod are down, and if I was pushed to add to them, then I might go for Brentford and Norwich - But Everton won't be far from the action at all.

You make watching fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyZ4nmO7fy4

@JNK 'owt' in this context means 'anything' - As in 'As good as anything' The guy is saying you're as good / cool / sweet (lush) as anything (owt) - He's complimenting you. Nowt - Means 'nothing' as in 'He wants owt for nowt and a penny's change' - Which means 'He wants anything / everything for nothing and money back' - As in he's a tight bastard. Here endeth the lesson in Geordie

Oxford United have just went 3-2 ahead of Pompey in the 96th minute moving 1 pt behind the mackems! lmao.

Whenever you feel down about the toon, the mackems are always there to make you feel better by comparison ?

To the chorus of Rio by Duran Duran HE COMES FROM RIO AND HE DANCES WITH THE BALL JUST CALL LYON AND PAY THEM ANYTHING AT ALL! AND WHEN HE PLAYS HE REALLY SPLITS TEAMS IN TWO OH BRUNO, BRUNO, WE'RE ALL SINGING - JUST FOR YOU!

I already posted this on the Bruno thread, but what the hell. To the tune of Barry Manilow - Copacabana His name was Bruno, he was a baller With yellow shirt upon his chest, 39 was his request He would tackle & start a counter And while they tried to stop his pass They would end up on their ass Across the crowded pitch, a pass he would stitch He's young & he's Brazilian Who could ask for more? COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES THE GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUUUUUNOOOOO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING & PASSION, IS NOW BACK IN FASHION AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE

To the tune of Barry Manilow - Copacabana His name was Bruno, he was a baller With yellow shirt upon his chest, 39 was his request He would tackle & start a counter And while they tried to stop his pass They would end up on their ass Across the crowded pitch, a pass he would stitch He's young & he's Brazilian Who could ask for more? COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES THE GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUUUUUNOOOOO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING & PASSION, IS NOW BACK IN FASHION AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE