Hank Marvin

Somebody fuckin hold me.

ROFL FUCKING UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKIN COME ON!!!

FUCKIN COME ON LADS! LETS SEND THESE SOUTHERN KNACKERS BACK H'YEM WI FUCK ALL!

Francis Benali on Southampton "They have to go for it, they've got nothing to lose" Y'know, apart from the game n that.

Thought so.

Is that a question or a statement of fact?

She's very tidy yes, way, way out of all of our leagues, sure, but 'insanely beautiful', no. Would not be out of place in Bijoux on a Saturday with a gaggle of uglier friends, getting chatted up by sunbed, skin-fade, roided Ryan. Insanely beautiful is Catherine Zeta Jones circa 1998. 'Tis a rare bloom, and vanishes as quickly as it arrives. Hate to quibble, but it's the difference between say, James Maddison, who is very good, and prime Zidane, who was an elegant, unquestionable genius. You'd be made up to get Maddison, but you'd murder, dice and hide the body for Zidane. Incidentally, you know Michael Douglas got some sort of oral cancer from eating her snatch too much? Who knew

Gain a scousehair Lose a scarcehair

Por una...cabello

Ahaha, fuck I can't unsee it now. All that work down...or up, the shitter.

Time to kill, space to fill

+5 Fire Resistance -5 Frost Resistance Gets an armor bonus when active on second roll if opponent is wearing Red.

To the tune of 'Lola' by the Kinks I met him in a club goin down the pan Where the football's rank & the owners from IRRRRRAN AYE, ARR, AY, EN, IRRRRANNN He squared up to me and he asked me to fight I asked him his name And in a thick scouse voice he said, GORRRRRDONNN GEE OHH ARR DEE, OHHHHH ENN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN WELL, HE'S NOT THE WORLDS NICEST GUY BUT WHEN HE SPRINTS DOWN THE LINE DEFENDERS CRY! OH MY GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN WELL I'M NOT DUMB, BUT IT'S FUCKIN BIZARRE TO SEE THE GRAND OLD TEAM, CHASINNNN HIS CAR OH MY GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN Ad Infinitum, etc etc

He's going to do great

You do need one of those to fuck like. Ugly, but integral.

Fucker moves faster than Jolteon.

Just took some quibbling about the cheese.

Promise me, if he does, you'll run down the street chasing him, shouting "yer not fit t'wear the shirt LADDDDD!" whilst filming it on your shaky camera phone. The circle of life is a beautiful thing.

It's my boyhood forum. Don't spit your dummy out

Yeh, it really takes the piss.

Cos he's a blubbering wreck.

And what happens to rats that don't leave a sinking ship? Do they end up playing for Boyhood Club FC in heaven? Sounds like Boyhood Rats FC is very badly advised. Either a Dead Boyhood Rat or a poor adviser twat.