Hank Marvin

Thicker than Gabby Agbonlahor's first shit of the day. Urine empty and the ascot chalet athletic team have allowed 5 wins against relegation contenders (2 of which went down to 10 after reds), a draw away against the indomitable west 'am and a win against a chelsea side that couldn't score if they were the owner of a cheesy chip & blue drink outlet situated beside a nymphomaniac treatment centre in pennywell.....tells me they've somewhat lost their perspective in all the giddy excitement that follows beating a small series of sky bet hopefuls. Not to worry, ultimately these dweebs will be reminded their place in the food chain as a light luncheon for their Michelin star gourmet visitors. 1-3 Toon.

YEHHHHHH!!!! ahahahahah!!!!

What the fuck was that by Burn?! Did he just run the ball out of play to stop an invisible man taking it?! wtf?!

Watford's the story, morning glory.

You gotta roll with Ipswich.

Gordon on the left. Chiesa on the right.

UP THE TOON! Let's send these chimney sweeps and barrow boys back to east london with fuck ahl.

ffs...

To the tune of 'Lola' by The Kinks I met him in a club goin down the pan Where the football's rank & the owners from IRRRRRAN AYE, ARR, AY, EN, IRRRRANNN He squared up to me and he asked me to fight I asked him his name And in a thick scouse voice he said, GORRRRRDONNN GEE OHH ARR DEE, OHHHHH ENN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN WELL, HE'S NOT THE WORLDS NICEST GUY BUT WHEN HE SPRINTS DOWN THE LINE DEFENDERS CRYYYY OH MY GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN WELL I'M NOT DUMB, BUT IT'S FUCKIN BIZARRE TO SEE THE GRAND OLD TEAM, CHASINNNN HIS CAR OH MY GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN Ad Infinitum, etc etc

Thank fuck. Right. Can someone tell me if Bruno's red carries through? Can he play in the final?

Somebody fuckin hold me.

ROFL FUCKING UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKIN COME ON!!!

FUCKIN COME ON LADS! LETS SEND THESE SOUTHERN KNACKERS BACK H'YEM WI FUCK ALL!

Francis Benali on Southampton "They have to go for it, they've got nothing to lose" Y'know, apart from the game n that.

Thought so.

Is that a question or a statement of fact?

She's very tidy yes, way, way out of all of our leagues, sure, but 'insanely beautiful', no. Would not be out of place in Bijoux on a Saturday with a gaggle of uglier friends, getting chatted up by sunbed, skin-fade, roided Ryan. Insanely beautiful is Catherine Zeta Jones circa 1998. 'Tis a rare bloom, and vanishes as quickly as it arrives. Hate to quibble, but it's the difference between say, James Maddison, who is very good, and prime Zidane, who was an elegant, unquestionable genius. You'd be made up to get Maddison, but you'd murder, dice and hide the body for Zidane. Incidentally, you know Michael Douglas got some sort of oral cancer from eating her snatch too much? Who knew

Gain a scousehair Lose a scarcehair

Por una...cabello

Ahaha, fuck I can't unsee it now. All that work down...or up, the shitter.

Time to kill, space to fill

+5 Fire Resistance -5 Frost Resistance Gets an armor bonus when active on second roll if opponent is wearing Red.