Hank Marvin

Hi mate, It's my design, but I just did it as I was feeling creative and had a bit of spare time. Coffee Johnny pointed out that I'm missing a fair few - He's right - There's a tonne of Northumberland towns I'm missing and few south of the river - Unbelievably enough, I missed Felling - Which is crazy. So right now I'm working on a new design, if you give me a couple of days, I'll have a new and improved one with tonnes more towns, and it will have a tag line at the bottom... 'One Army' 'One Thousand Legions' And then if you're interested in me getting something printed up - I'll work on that, though I was just gonna contact wor flags and send it to them as my pitiful little contrubution for a flag suggestion...I'm not sure they'd be interested though, but we'll see... Anyway, 2 days, new one coming! Cheers!

Yep, I'm working on a redo, I added Felling to the list but for some reason it hasn't come out. I'll sort it...and I'll try to get Ryton a better position

I'm a redacist. Deal with it.

I don't mind red outside of football. But in terms of our identity and creating something distinctly Newcastle - Something iconic and immediately identifiable as us - Red isn't it, in my opinion. It's such an overused colour, not to mention the colour of most of our despised rivals. But look, that's my lot on the matter, if you like it, fair enough, for me the mid-late nineties styles captured the imagination best. Cool, stylish & consistent.

Fair enough, personal taste I suppose. But for obvious reasons, I have a disdain for it in football

Post some examples if you have time.

Boxes can be done tastefully. What history do we have with red in the past century? Are you talking about East End & West End? This is my history tbh.

Not a patch on it

So it serves two purposes They can accuse us, and we can wind them up by saying it's the colour of the Tyne bridge, which it is. And at the same time, it puts a smile on the owners faces. Win-Win.

Decent top. But always hatednames & numbers on back - Red should be kept to an absolute minimum in my opinion. Much prefer they be done in Black & White or do them in something like Tyne bridge green (current condition not withstanding).

Territory.

Mediocre prospect. Could see him filling a role at Leicester, Villa or Everton as the body in the middle. He's not shite, he's a PL midfielder, but for a middle to lower half team, where graft begins to substitute the technical and strategic ability they can't afford in the transfer market. Which why it doesn't make sense - £50 Mill for a player with no real attributes outside of his physical characteristics and perhaps a strong mentality - For that money we should be looking at a technically proficient or promising player with decent experience in a top league. I think Eddie has it in mind to try to buy some young, British prospects with a bit of 'tude, faces like smacked arses, who won't take any shit, to act as the grit / steel at the core of the squad - Which is fine and everything, but that can't be their primary asset surely? You'd want a players technical ability to come close to matching or eclipsing their mental fortitude for that outlay - And I really don't see that with McTominay - He's a defensive / ball winning mid who's not great at defending or ball winning, nor the creativity or technical ability to supplement that role with being someone who can provide opportunities or assists. Somebody on here, youtube or wherever said just a little while ago that Eddie needs to stop thinking he has to turn lead into gold, he's not at Bournemouth anymore, he has the money to buy quality, ready made players - And whilst I appreciate that those sentiments don't take into account the financial implications of tightening FFP - They're not far off the mark - There is money to spend, there are key positions to fill - And McTominay is hardly best in class - Eddie should raise his transfer expectations a bit, go for a higher calibre player and let Ashworth & The Owners sort out the financials - Of course, that presumes that they haven't already and given Eddie the sort of leeway that results at him looking at 1/2 McFred in the first place - Doubt it though.

Aww fkn boohoo for him, fkn here - tp for his bunghole. I hear the brentford hamlet 5-a-side community centre pitch was funded by them anyway.

Thicker than Gabby Agbonlahor's first shit of the day. Urine empty and the ascot chalet athletic team have allowed 5 wins against relegation contenders (2 of which went down to 10 after reds), a draw away against the indomitable west 'am and a win against a chelsea side that couldn't score if they were the owner of a cheesy chip & blue drink outlet situated beside a nymphomaniac treatment centre in pennywell.....tells me they've somewhat lost their perspective in all the giddy excitement that follows beating a small series of sky bet hopefuls. Not to worry, ultimately these dweebs will be reminded their place in the food chain as a light luncheon for their Michelin star gourmet visitors. 1-3 Toon.

YEHHHHHH!!!! ahahahahah!!!!

What the fuck was that by Burn?! Did he just run the ball out of play to stop an invisible man taking it?! wtf?!

Watford's the story, morning glory.

You gotta roll with Ipswich.

Gordon on the left. Chiesa on the right.

UP THE TOON! Let's send these chimney sweeps and barrow boys back to east london with fuck ahl.

ffs...

To the tune of 'Lola' by The Kinks I met him in a club goin down the pan Where the football's rank & the owners from IRRRRRAN AYE, ARR, AY, EN, IRRRRANNN He squared up to me and he asked me to fight I asked him his name And in a thick scouse voice he said, GORRRRRDONNN GEE OHH ARR DEE, OHHHHH ENN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN WELL, HE'S NOT THE WORLDS NICEST GUY BUT WHEN HE SPRINTS DOWN THE LINE DEFENDERS CRYYYY OH MY GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN WELL I'M NOT DUMB, BUT IT'S FUCKIN BIZARRE TO SEE THE GRAND OLD TEAM, CHASINNNN HIS CAR OH MY GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN Ad Infinitum, etc etc

Thank fuck. Right. Can someone tell me if Bruno's red carries through? Can he play in the final?