Hank Marvin

Al's-saad We're al-saad GL Maxi

Nee problem Bruce, nee problem m8. Thanks for ur good turn there m8 - Here take a free mobile wallpaper - On the house.

Harrison Ashby Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window Wearing the face that he keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for?

Joelinton Shrugged

And so it begins, the war to end all wars...Gateshead v the break-away kingdom of Dunston. Nee wonder ring wraith is involved.

Just stop oil are really upping their game like.

Apparently Steve has responded with his new posse...when will the violence end?!

jawduhn's theme song? Beardo did try to help him, but, alas, he is a mackem

I guess Jordan's home really will be going under the hammer...hope the new water guns suffice.

These barbershop quartets are getting out of hand. If we died they'd be travelling to Gateshead on a sledge pulled by a group of seagulls motivated by the threat of imminent sexual assault. Still, it must be overwhelming for them getting to see the 'outside' for a few hours before being pulled back to Royston Vasey on a carriage of non-horse drawn.

Gibbs-White is a player like.

Sandro Tonali's baking. Talking Italian.

The chorus is right A game at the park can become a bad dream Joe's a beast & Bruno's supreme Botman's a Roller & Isak's a scream But Dan went ahead and bought a machineeee SANDRO TONALI'S PLAYIN TALKING ITALIANNNN SANDRO TONALI'S PLAYIN TALK ING IIIIITALIAN SANDRO TONALI'S PLAYIN TALKING ITALIAN TALKING ITALIANNNN SANDRO TONALI'S PLAYIN

fewm level: critical Better slow the inevitable takeover of mordor down. The ability to count past 40 is currently considered witchcraft in weirdside.

Going to the Esso garage to get a Cornetto

OHHH ANTHONY GORRRRRDON

Pffft lot of nonsense on here. I love the new away kit. The owners obviously took inspiration from the colour of the Tyne bridge and have invited their friends over to see it in a kickabout. Eyes on the prize boys.

Saw this flying about twitter. Thought it looked pretty good.

Good Will Mudryk. My boy's wicked overpriced.

When the bid hits your club And your fans start to blub That's Toonali That's Toonaliiiii When the man in the red Says "Let's Gan Dunston Fed" That's Toonali That's Toonaliiiii When the ball hits your net And your team's gettin wrecked That's Toonali That's Toonaliiiii When you walk in a dream But you know you're not dreamin, signore Scusami, but you see You're in NUFC That's Toonali

Shiremoor is on the right bottom hand corner of the 'C' - Under Ponteland...but aren't we all? Rich bastards. Backworth I may have missed, but err, we'll just say it's one of the teeny tiny ones, which will give me time to actually add it to the new one!

Let em fywem. I'm making a new one with tonnes more towns anyway, missed loads, including Felling somehow...never be able to show me face in the local asda ever again, for shame.