Billy Warthog

You know what lads? Think we might sneak 3 points here.

Barnes

How the feck didn't that go in?

Joe man...

Some good play there, almost worked.

Howay lads... no slip-ups please!

What a fucking half that was. There was a period of uncertainty, but now look - beautiful stuff. Let's hope we're not THAT side in the 2nd half again. Keep the clean sheet and add some more goals to our now positive goal difference. HOWAYYYYYY!

I'm still nervy like. (Not really.)

YEEESSSS

Everton look really half-arsed in defence at the moment. Nice.

Burn is playing very well tonight.

I'm still nervy.

Oh damn... so close for Hall

"That second goal is a huge cushion for the away team now" - Sky Comms Shhhhh!!

Also... Pickford

Happy to be wrong about how many goals we'd score. GTFI!!

Have we scored our one and only goal in this game? Not usually so pessimistic but... ye knaa!

Signs of us losing control again here?

Bloody hell, our goalkeeper just found one of our players...

Thiaw with the fastest goal this season apparently

Also... bugger, we've scored early.

Fucking hell! That's what I'm talking about! GET IN!

Hope for at least some improvement! HTL

I wasn't at all confident of a win here. Now I see the team sheet... who knows? Hope springs eternal. Still won't be comfortable viewing, I suppose!

Frustrating. They were there for the taking, but we fucked it up with a dreadful 5 mins. Watching Saturday's game feels more like a chore now. Oh for a bit of consistency...