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Seeing as everyone else has had a go, I've decided to design one myself. Anyone know the Latin for "Gan Radge, Neck Cowies"?

We've got Arsenal (who we've beaten I think three times this season already) and Everton with nothing to play for. It could have been Arsenal chasing the title and Everton in a relegation battle. If we don't do it, we've really only got ourselves to blame and if we want to be the 3rd/4th/5th best team in the country we can't be relying on other teams and complaining that things aren't fair if the results don't go the way we want.

Soggy biscuit, dirty pints, touching each other's willies for bantz RAH RAH!

We are Newcastle United, we wear black and white stripes, we play in Newcastle City centre. Everything else is inevitably going to change from time to time.

I want a duvet cover that looks EXACTLY like that

Athletic article says it won't be ready for the start of the new season

The colour here looks nicer than in the first picture. I think it's OK aside from the obvious Saudi connotations which we just have to accept as part of the deal. This one though They've taken what was (in my opinion) one of the ugliest kits we've ever had and gone "Yeah, let's just remake that. But make it worse"

Up pops a smiling Luis Enrique with a pair of wire-cutters...

Doesn't surprise me at all, supreme athlete, minimal effort. Like having a top-of-the-range 911 and never going above 50mph.

I think it looks fine and I wouldn't be surprised if it looks considerably better "on"

Was just about to post the same, seems to tick most of the boxes anyway

I'm assuming he was going for the old non-celebration, got some stick from the away end then decided to do something else on the fly 🤷🏻‍♂️

When I saw speculation that West Ham may have been one of the teams in pre-July PSR bother I invented a scenario in my head where we buy Kudus for £45m and they buy Wilson for £15m

Depends entirely on how much they all cost though.

https://fbref.com/en/players/259fea27/James-Trafford Some relevant stats there (save %, PSxG-GA)

Well that was just throwing a number out there but let's say its £100k/week - that's +£5.2m/year which is still almost entirely covered by the drop in amortisation @Mag3.14 worked out above

That's right - if you extend the contract you also extend the period of amortisation which decreases the amortisation per year. If we gave him an extra £50k/week, that'd cost us £2.6m/year more but as your sums show we could potentially cover that (and then some) with the reduced amortisation costs. Edit - it's the remaining amortisation that is extended so if he's got (for example) £30m left over three years and we extend by another two years then the annual amortisation drops from £10m/year to £6m/year

"Wife men" say what?

Isn't the badge/crest one of those things they have to consult the fans about? There was that charter thing a while ago but I can't remember what was on it exactly. On the current crest - I like it, mostly because it's actually based on the city crest which I think is quite special and presumably quite uncommon.

That's true, if we take out the non-playing keepers and Lascelles the average age is 26.95. Even just taking the three keepers out is 27.14. If we can bring in a GK, CB and a forward all <25yo then the squad is looking pretty good age-wise.

I'm putting Mbeumo and Huijsen in the same category - quality players who are exactly what we need position/age wise but at a premium. I have no idea what our budget is but we're going to need three starters (GK, CB, RW) and at least two backups (CM, CF). Of course the RW/CF could be the same player but ideally we'd get one of each. If we can afford Mbeumo and still have room in the budget for the rest then great, but I'd rather back Mitchell and our scouting team to identify cheaper alternatives and I'd back Howe to get the absolute best out of them, rather than splash out on one big signing and still leave us short on depth.

They've earned £530m, £550m and £450m and they haven't spent crazy money (compared to the other big earners) so I'd be very surprised. Their problem is more cash on hand isn't it? Rather than falling foul of FFP

That's right, if we beat Brighton and Chelsea we'd be on 68. Chelsea could get a maximum of 67 (draw vs Liverpool, win the last two) and Villa a maximum of 67 with three wins and a draw.

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Anytime anyone shoots rather than pass to him, regardless of whether they score or not tbf