TheBrownBottle

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Marinaded in Bovril I hope

As responsible as anyone for our relegation in 2009 - fixing what he broke because no-one else wanted him doesn’t earn him that much credit for me.

I wouldn’t have Miley starting like unless it’s unavoidable. The lad is talented but a bit lightweight atm. This isn’t the game to throw a kid in.

Toon disco upstairs afterwards will be radge if we win …

I’ll never, ever, ever understand this shite. Some of our lot do it too. Watching people walk to a ground before kickoff. Weird cunts

Oh good. Was worried there

That confirmed?

Worse NUFC and better SAFC sides have scored / conceded more than 4 tbf

Yeah. I’m looking forward to him gannin radge after a tackle today

We’ll be three up by then

I am

‘Hello Newcastle’

We could add Hall as a player who’d you think will 100% get it. And if Murphy and Anderson were fit, them too

RIP Mario Zagallo. They should bury the man with the World Cup - unbelievable record.

I love to go a-wandering, along the cliffs of Dover, and if I see a Mackem c**t, I'll push the bastard over. and over and over If I had the wings of a sparrow And I had the arse of a crow I’d fly over Sunderland tomorrow and shit on the bastards below below shiiiiiit on shiiiit on shit on the bastards below, below!

You’ve got Steve Cram as a celebrity fan Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You get a season ticket with a happy meal Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got 42 players that nee-one knaas Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got Jonathan Stead as a number 9 Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got the tallest floodlights in the league Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got the worst team in history Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off!

You know what I’m talking about

Have to say, I feel a bit sad about the notion of Wilson having to be jettisoned. I suspect we need to due to his injury record, but I really do think he’s the second best ‘no 9’ in B&W in my lifetime (and we know what that shirt means). He feels like a throwback; a true traditional centre forward. His injury record is just horrendous, though.

She’s awful - and all Barton is doing is simply making that less palatable to say. Her ego is out of whack with her knowledge and experience. But Barton still out-cunts her.

It’s my first derby without being able to go out with a group of mates to watch it; others to share the load with, either at the game or watching it in the Bulls or Inventions / Bar Oz etc etc. The shite KO time means it’s simply too much of a pain in the arse to head into Sydney city centre to watch it - there would be a three hour wait to get a train home (taxi would be a three-figure sum).

Yeah, definitely. Robert and Bellamy basically revived Shearer’s career in my view. If we’d signed Southgate - and later Woodgate - I think that NUFC wins a trophy (or two)

Bendtner falls victim to Dunning-Kruger effect shocker

I would’ve let it lie, I would’ve