TheBrownBottle

I do wonder if Howe will have a word with him - we obviously want him pumped and desperate to win, but it’ll be Sod’s law that he’ll get the red card in a massive match - a final etc

Yep. Not the fault of the dogs, but they’ve been bred for that by complete shithouses

If he’s here for many years to come, it’s because he’s won trophies - so I hope he is

If it keeps killing people, then it does. Yep, the owners are clowns, but all breeds have bad owners - but I’m not seeing Cocker Spaniels with bad owners mauling kids to death

Completely radge and exceptionally talented. Just like me, expect for the whole talent bit

I mean, pot to fucking kettle even if it was shit. I don’t remember Highbury or the new ground ever being cauldrons of noise.

Damn right

Haha yep. Our record against good sides has never been great. Even when we’ve been good it’s still been patchy. But the number of knackas who churn that line out …

I can remember them doing it quite a few times tbf

No, it’s both with those fucking things. They’re dangerous animals which need good ownership to control them, not dopey charvas who think it makes them look hard. But the breed needs banning

It’s not even close to being offside - it’s not a ‘who knows’ situation. Gordon is level/behind Joelinton when the ball is played

Tuned into talkSHITE for the first time in years for no good reason, immediately turned off after first NUFC fan saying ‘we do it against the big teams, it is the little ones we drop points to, always been the way’ Fuck me - what’s Howe’s record vs bottom half clubs again?

Ian Wright still doesn’t understand that the ‘ball being over the line’ being inconclusive means that the VAR official can’t rule it out. Honestly, someone needs to explain how the laws of the game works to these blokes during ad breaks.

Lascelles MOTM for me today mind - thought Joelinton and Schar great also. Bruno was excellent, but the mad bastard stopped my heart a few times with his heed-the-ball looney crackers behaviour

Yep, absolutely crackers

Funniest thing is that the comments on the BBC feed suggest the reverse is the narrative - Arsenal were cheated. Unreal.

Yep, he’s on if he’s level or behind

Ian Wright is arguing that because it is inconclusive that the ball is out of play, it should be ruled out. Surely the reverse applies?

Geeet up

I’d happily beat to death the daft cunts who whistle before the end. Who does that help exactly? It’s always made my anxiety go through the roof

I’m struggling to remember where 8 mins came from. Doesn’t the referee stop the watch for VAR?

Livramento is just class. Class.

Bruno, calm the fuck down lad

Bloody hell, on comes Ritchie

He’s still a Judas, then? He’s a pelanty missing mackem