TheBrownBottle

Can’t remember the precise figure, but it’s around 2-3% of PL corners result in a goal

I thought ASM was average again off the bench mind. Murphy did more in three mins than ASM did in thirty.

I’d have taken a point before hand. Defence is so solid. Stoppage time was frustrating mind - we’re going to have to learn how to play AGAINST shithousery - just like Leeds, some stupid decision-making allowed Palace to run down the clock. Hate playing Palace mind. Fucking non-entity of a club.

Cracking play by Murphy mind

What a fucking save that is

The most frustrating part is knowing that if we score one early enough, we’ll likely score a few as sides like Palace are forced to chase the game and open up

The 92-93 promotion season with KK had a similar patch around the same time of the season - we went four matches without scoring and only scored in ‘1s’ before that despite racking up loads previously. Keegan’s way to resolve the issue was signing Andy Cole. Fucking well worked, too

The only concern - and it’s a mild one - is that this side is a bit toothless. Joelinton isn’t a good finisher, Almiron’s finishing is reverting to the mean (very few players in the world could consistently keep up what he was doing in fairness), and Willock and Longstaff just don’t chip in enough. Wilson just looks well off the pace. We’re also becoming increasingly poor at corners. All of them work their bollocks off, we look great in possession (until the last bit), and the back line is an absolute rock, so even with those worries you’d always think we can snatch one. New blood would be nice to shake things up a bit though.

You know whenever a ref does an early booking he’ll shit his pants and book no fucker else for ages

Linesman repeatedly making shit calls at the Palace end - for both sides

Nee idea if he’ll sign or not, but if Howe thinks Gordon’s a good signing for us, that’ll do for me. Besides, Howe is all about balance - and we need some *ahem* normal looking gents in that team for balance. Wilson and Schar are, as Pete Baynham would tell us, too gorgeous (gratuitous ‘90s reference)

S Yorks police in peace

Yep, the sleeve sponsor counts from this season

BTW I can see Wood scoring 10+ in a season for Forest if they play to his strengths (and play him regularly). He was a really poor fit for us this season (Eddie's Gegenpress Mags is not really the place for strong but immobile centre forwards)

Obligation to buy is usually related to a club's performance and a player's appearances - I haven't heard goals come into it before

Leeds and Everton have stronger commercial revenues - mainly because ours actually dropped under Ashley (cheap scuzzy deals with shite sponsors, free SD sponsorship, half-baked deals with companies he has an interest in). Our sleeve sponsor is now higher than our main strip sponsor - we'll soar up that table next season when a new shirt manufacturer & sponsor comes in

Remember when they used to have those big bat-signals outside the ground which were on round the clock? Bob Murray claimed they would ‘never be turned off’. Until they were relegated, and couldn’t pay the leccy bill

Good luck to the lad, though I’m feeling relieved about this one. Wood’s continuing appearances were only liable to start becoming toxic; it’s best for both parties that they part ways

Perhaps a scheme for u18s? It’s always a difficult one this

It’s been like this for more than a couple of decades - Sunderland away etc difficult to get tickets, lesser lights pretty easy. You’ll get tickets for smaller PL teams a lot of the time if you’re a ST holder and you apply. I’m unconvinced by some of the moans that I see - those who put in the miles and the money should 100% be at the front of the queue. People like me - who stopped going in the Ashley years and now have pissed off abroad - shouldn’t even have a mechanism to get a look in for cup final tickets. Get a ticket, go to away games - league cup early rounds you won’t struggle - and build up your points. Europe next year is likely - take the money you would have spent doing loads of aways and apply for European tickets. Yes, some have artificially inflated loyalty points from sales. But they’re the minority. The merchandise from the club shop idea is horrible, frankly - the idea of buying club-branded tat trumping actually going to support the club is ludicrous. I’m aware this sounds harsh for some, and I’m not writing it to cause upset - but honestly lads and lasses, it really should be a reward for those who actually go to the games.

Took the words out of my mouth it really winds them up, and they bite every time

I can understand the idea that you would want to sign a player not only because they're a great talent, but because they fit into the system and would work well with the existing squad. Not every good player will fit Howe's team or style. I don't think Kane's that player though - he's lethal in front of goal, works his bollocks off, seems to be a good character and is a team player. I actually think he'd be a perfect fit for this system, with two wide forwards pressing and taking advantage of when he takes a deeper role, and then having a world-class finisher with the number of chances we create in the area when he's in there. The point is moot, as Spurs would only sell for insane money and Kane would only sign for insane money, and we're not in that market.

Yeah, a wide forward seems more likely to me. Isak’s return means Wood is comfortably third choice for one position, and our squad isn’t deep enough yet to be stacking players

It would have scuppered it, as the PL would then have pinned the state-led piracy to him, given he’s running the country. Piracy is a criminal offence, so he’d be knackered under the PL rules