TheBrownBottle

The internet saving the moon from being shouted at I reckon

This is the first time I’ve been unhappy with our ties this season. Who wants to qualify for the CL and play in a group of lesser lights? Big boys every time - I want the glamour games.

Yes, but the probability after 11 home cup ties in a row is 50%. There is no fixing going on.

Christ, we’re doing this the hard way then?

Yes get the fuck in

Foden is a quality player but he’s a cheating bastard

Where’s this cunt got six minutes from?

Foden absolutely bought that

Big Joe was like John Barnes vs Brazil there

Yes you fuckers

Never looked like he was going to score there.

Well, at least I won’t need to extend BEIN past the free trial period by the looks of it. Fucking Australian football TV rights.

Baaaaals. Hoping for a miracle, then. Ah well, we win trophies all the time - makes sense that we don’t take this one seriously.

Gillespie, Burn, Dummett, Hall, Miley, Longstaff, Anderson, Murphy … we’re not far from being able to field an XI tbf

@Alan Pardew could have got your lass a better seat than that

Hearing 'Aztec Gold' being played at the start always gets me a bit misty-eyed. I used to make it my ring tone during WCs ...

It's not meant as a criticism - I think Anderson is a very talented player, and hopefully will be a part of the first team squad from years to come. But he isn't playing 4th tier defenders at the moment - he needs to be (and is) far more careful re taking risks.

That was in the old Division Four tbf

Well, apart from the spelling mistake.

Getting the ball has nowt to do with it being a foul or not. It never has.

Woodgate is my generation’s Tony Green (ask your granddad, young’uns). Anyone who didn’t see him looks at the number of games he played and raises an eyebrow. Those who did see him, know.

He reminds me of Vidic more than anyone else I’ve seen. Just oozes competence and class.

No arguing that one

Right back, centre half, sweeper, defensive midfielder - he was a one-man back line.

Schar better than Woodgate? Nowt like getting carried away after a big win