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Noooo they’ll be fewmin marra ????
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Brighton & Hove Albion 0-0 Newcastle United (13/08/2022)
Cattletrucked replied to BlueStar's topic in Football
I’ll take that point all day at Brighton…played well in patches, wasted some great opportunities but the final ball was shit mostly. Good defending on the whole and Pope looks solid. Wtf was wrong with Wilson’s goal…different game if that was allowed! Anyway I’m happy with a point…hard place to go to and they battered Man U last week …onwards and upwards. -
N-O Predictions League 22/23 - 1st Coffee Johnny, 2nd Disco, 3rd joeyt
Cattletrucked replied to Magpie's topic in Football
If it’s not too late to join in here’s my predictions for Week 2: Villa 1 - 1 Everton Arsenal 3 - 1 Leicester Brighton 1 - 1 Newcastle Man City 5 - 0 Bournemouth Southampton 1 - 1 Leeds Wolves 1 - 1 Fulham Brentford 2 - 1 Man Utd Forest 0 - 3 West Ham Chelsea 2 - 2 Spurs Liverpool 3 - 1 Palace bonus match Forest v West Ham -
The mackems should be eternally grateful to Newcastle, for making them all suddenly (since last October anyway) such stand up pillars of the Community and such genuine caring Human Rights activists and admired by everyone around the world ? Although if you’d asked any of them last September about geo politics …there’d have been a blank look and a ‘Dinna wat you’re on aboot marra, ha way lets gan and have a shit dewn Hendon, and write FTM everywhere, wa mad us MILFS’
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The only place they can fill is Trafagar Square …couldn’t even sell out the derby against us loads of times. Tossers
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It’s probably lies, as they lie about everything else. MLFs ??
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Newcastle United 2-0 Nottingham Forest (06/08/2022)
Cattletrucked replied to loki679's topic in Football
Great team performance today all around, and the pressing was brilliant and some good one touch stuff. Forest were shit but we pressured them every time they did get the ball, and made them look shitter ?. -
I see Jeff Stelling is on the Milfs hate list now ??? fuckin hilarious.
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Well why doesn’t the prick and his 5 regulars who tongue his arse every now and again, come over to St James’ and protest tomorrow before the match, wearing their shitty milf tops …cos you can bet your bottom dollar they won’t be going to watch their shower of shit. But no he won’t, as that means getting off his arse and leaving his fucking house. Tool.
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They’re all the fuckin same. Scruffy minging thick as pig shit, the lot of them. And all desperate for other Club’s fans to love them and hate us. Like we give a shit.
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James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)
Cattletrucked replied to The Prophet's topic in Football
I’m just gonna wait and see, I’m convinced we’ll get the players in we need in the positions we need. Not a fuckin clue who mind ? but I’m keeping the faith -
They’re way beyond any help ambulances can give the thick scruffy twats ? great seeing them fewmmmmm on a hourly basis though about everything Newcastle.
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If we were to create a Newcastle best games collection
Cattletrucked replied to Gawalls's topic in Football
Brilliant list and I agree with every one of them ?? I’d add Newcastle 3 - 1 Spurs (league cup semi final 76) and Newcastle 4- 1 Liverpool 1975 revenge for the battering at Wembley the previous year. -
Do all the human rights armchair activists on wearyside since last October know their majority owners company is 45% owned by Abu Dhabi Development Holding Company, a sovereign wealth fund of the United Arab Emirates (who also have questionable human rights practices) so they’re ‘camel humpers’ too
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James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)
Cattletrucked replied to The Prophet's topic in Football
I think basically, no one has a fuckin clue how much we have or are willing to spend. It’s all just guesswork or a lot of it is. I’m just putting my faith in them and the manager, and what will be will be. This time last year I was dreading the new season starting. This year, I can’t wait for it to start. -
James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)
Cattletrucked replied to The Prophet's topic in Football
Just been talking to a bloke who’s wife’s Aunty cleans the bogs at St James, and she heard Ashworth talking on the phone while he was having a dump and Maddison is coming to the Toon but Dubs is going the other way. It must be true! Apparently she’s a SSN ‘source’ …I look forward to seeing that story going along the yellow banner on SSN. -
Sorry I haven’t been online or I’d have answered …but I see @Wallsendmag replied ??
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Up to the end of the 2021 season, records state Newcastle had the highest season average 95 times, compared to the inbreds 21 …so it’s now 96 to 21. I only looked it up after a mackem I worked with kept babbling on about their record attendance and that they averaged higher than us most of the time, and he kept a straight face when saying it. Also bear in mind that our capacity was lowered a lot for around 20 years when the Leazes End was knocked down. Roker Park was never altered. So really all they can spout off about is having a ground that held more when they got their record attendance. Anyway case closed, all the ammunition is there to shut the gormless twats up on attendances.
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I noticed one of the knackers quoted Juventus that they have a bond with! No doubt because of the black and white tops ?. I’d say Juventus fans don’t even know what a sunderland is
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Done
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They’re a bunch of cunts who only live to try and out do Newcastle….that is their life. It all revolves around that! Attendances will drop by 5 to 10 thousand when they don’t win ….and they won’t win many. Sit back and enjoy the fkers doing absolutely nothing in that division while their milfs get bored with it by the end of September. They are dogshit and I’m a happy man if we never play the six fingered bastards ever again in my lifetime.
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Allan Saint-Maximin (now playing for Fenerbahce, on loan from Al-Ahli)
Cattletrucked replied to Disco's topic in Football
Give your head a wobble man….real fans don’t ‘hate’ any of our players, and if they do they shouldn’t be within 10 miles of St James’ -
Sad fkers seem to think the MILFS have a deep meaningful friendship with Bilbao….but Bilbao aren’t aware of it ? they’ll be fewmin at this, and they might divorce Athletic Bilbao after today. Bless them.
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Pre-season (2025/26) - NUFC to Tour Singapore
Cattletrucked replied to bowlingcrofty's topic in Football
Great result and on the whole an excellent performance…roll on next Saturday -
Pre-season (2025/26) - NUFC to Tour Singapore
Cattletrucked replied to bowlingcrofty's topic in Football
Well done Krafth ??