Joe1984

"And Newcastle take the lead against Villa. No doubt Howes Mum willed the ball into the net." Some idiot commentator...

Kane for £150m? Why aren't they in for Isak!? Edit: Aaannddd I just noticed the date of the tweet. 🤣 Carry on!

Maybe if they didn't spend only £2.5 putting it in, in the first place, the injuries could have been avoided... 😁

Football365 are full of shite. Last season pre Cup win they posted articles saying Howe was getting sacked, and Howe was getting a new contract. Both were put out at the same time. They haven't got a clue about anything.

Thomas Frank has twice as much 'X-factor' apparently. Right...

If water companies can give share holders massive bonuses, despite being billions in debt, anything is possible.

There was the John Cena one recently. Oh wait, that one sucked...

Aren't all players club trained?

I'd rather we focus on players we actually have a chance of signing. Sadly Barcola is not one of them...

Liverpool enter the race. Just because.

Of course. See Trent...

Think they need another striker... 🤪

Drury: "A majestic goal. A heavenly goal. Jota willed the ball into the net watching on from above..."

Liverpool fan, so yes! #freeisak

Could have been worse. It could have been Drury... 🙃

If they him freed pay the fucking bail money we asked for...

Whose swooping in to steal this one then...?

Tried with Trent too...

Fear not we have Kuol...

Chelsea have a zero limit zero interest credit card apparently. I want one of those...

Right here is what we do. Leak the names of say 100 players we are 'interested' in, when we really aren't. Then when the Septic Six have signed them all, they SHOULD have no money left. Then we are free to go after our actual transfer targets. Someone tell Eddie. Cheers!

Not even in the squad. Send a message to the rest...

Because they want both...

Ah Gordon-san! Put ball in net. Accomplish many things! 😅

Or tell them to fuck off.