Joelinton7

Drunk shouldn’t be anywhere near an England squad.

Team Pickford Konsa Stones Dunk Chilwell Mainoo Rice Bowen Bellingham Foden Toney

Well done Gordie for being England’s only threat tonight. He’s cemented his place for me. Belli and Foden thinking the name of the game is to just win free kicks in innocuous areas. Mainoo hyped to the moon when he came on only for us to concede about 2 mins later. My god we need Shaw for the Euros. Lewis Dunk against Vini and the rest lol. Maddison should have come on instead of Rashford. Flowers to Bruno.

They’ll be fewmin that two Mags are on the TV on the international stage and the commentators are saying nice things about them. Like it’s just inconceivable in their minds that anybody outside of Mags would praise our players. If Gordon scores the winner are England spawny?

Most effective player on the pitch

Scenes when Bruno and Gordon crock each other

We’re 2 1/2 years into the five and look to be completely hamstrung by financial rules. How are we going to do what he says in the next 2 1/2 years. We’re currently 10th and knocked out of all cup competitions.

Meanwhile away from stupid arguments about shirts, our u21’s have just gone 4-0 up v Azerbaijan. Carrying on the good work after the Championship win.

No, Merino replacement

In comes Gordie

Thank god he’s well known to be the slowest player on the planet so at least we don’t have to worry about a pace decrease.

Yeah some serious “don’t leave me Sharon I can change” vibes.

Botman missed half of this season, Barnes missed half of this season, Tonali is obvs out all season, Isak missed half of last season and hasn’t been reliable this one and well Wilson misses half of every season as a matter of course. Jo is gone for the season, Pope has been out since the start of December. Anderson again, gone pretty much most of the season. We cannot be successful if this persists.

You are fucking kidding me. They missed the initial ACL injury, which meant he played with an acl injury. Had a break and let it rest because they wanted to avoid surgery. He then came back to play and now presumably it’s finally gone properly. So does that mean any summer money allocated for a winger or whatever now must be spent on a CB? Well we could all see he wasn’t at his best and questioned if he was really fit. Here’s your flaming answer.

See this is where the Mackems were actually trailblazers, installing toilets within the seats themselves, with fans able to shit to their hearts content without missing a minute. We’ll prob get bidets that order you nibbles and champagne.

I’d rather not think about this guy being associated with our club ever again thanks

Lovely, two in a row.

1 Eddie 2 Edwards 3 Emery 4 Pep 5 De Zerbi 6 Silva 7 O’Neil 8 Ange 9 Iraola 10 Moyes 11 Frank 12 Dyche 13 Nuno 14 Klopp 15 ten Hag 16 Arteta 17 Glasner 18 Pochettino 19 Wilder 20 Kompany

900 dollerydoos

When our very own Amad breaks through they’ll be claiming NETD (North East Top Diallo)

He’ll have his teeth down to a fine dust soon enough

Rumours on Twitter he’s out of the game tonight. Might also explain why he didn’t get an England call up.

3..2..1 aaand it’s in Parsnip

As I said, I think any work ethic will disappear once he moves on.

These dorks playing today?