Joelinton7

Why the hell would you tease something like that

Ducking hell, ham bottling at the end v Southampton. Heard a few murmurs of them wanting Potter out.

Bodes well for us then. They don’t want a fast game, we’ll fakkin give it to ‘em.

Toffees still gonna’ toffee

Fuck off

Joao Pedro now banned for our game with Brighton

Will Brighton ever really challenge for Europe. They seem to fall apart in the second half of every season.

Rumours that Isak is out on the lash after he pumps four past these binless wonders

He’s been discharged hasn’t he

McAtee, Delap and Bobb would be lovely signings

Just watching Choudhury for Sheff U now. One that got away

Wonder if we’ll get any money for him

I wonder if the club sell him for say £30m if it means getting a purple in and helping our PSR prospects. I would be gutted but this is the world we live in.

Just seen their score and burst out laughing. Le Fee hewked after the hour marra. Form falling off a cliff quicker than wile e coyote. Make sure you’ve got a refund for your wembo hertel marra. Chertle.

I predict bench v Villa

great underdog story

Ain’t there three games left to win it after this. Celebs are a bit ott. Shows how broken they are as a club I suppose.

Murphy’s best mate is on

Savage please just actually stfu

Balon dor! Balon dor! Balon dor!

Just put the radio on. Hahahahhahaha

My friend

3-2 Windall secures manager of the month White Smoke Stewie Sonny Burn Unit Livramental 39 Alfa Romeo Freed from suspension The Juice Alex Ikea Alan Europe again ole ole. Happy Easter

When the juice is flowing, you’ve just got to hit it

Please do not sign for my football club. Thanks.