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Newcastle. None of this fancy inverted bollox, None of this pointless possession sh*t, None of this having the weakest players on the ball all the time. Newcastle, honest hard working players running their socks off fo 90 minutes playing straightforward passes, running off the ball and trying to score. Strange approach. Still we're alright with the w*nker we've got in charge. That was from the Chelsea forum.

Heard that, and it reaffirmed that Townsend is a clueless cunt.

We need to get it in to Isak's feet more

I've never heard of Shatner's Bassoon before. I genuinely thought it would be from Rogers Profanisaurus, meaning he'd blown his arsehole out or something

I still am. Didn't watch the cup final because of it.

Yes. Don't so condescending. I would happen to disagree

Soft as shite and extremely effeminate.

I'd be pissed off if we signed DCL, he needs 10 chances to score 1

Seen Villa's line-up, and thought Emery had picked the wrong team. That third goal could be the killer. Should be a cracking second leg.

Aye, should be worth close to a billion for us

They looked toothless. They need an Eddie Howe type manager, because Postecoglu isn't getting them to where they want to be.

Not ower keen on Cucarella, like. I'd happily cut his hair off with a bread knife.

I'm just putting it on

1-1

Bit of outside swazz, nee bother at aal.

Urgh, I forgot about that. He's definitely a mackem.

I'm really struggling with the kits. Hopefully we smash them second half

Apart from Jesper Olsen

RB and CF, I believe

Bit sad if he's went to that extent.

I feel more confident, like, and hopefully the players do. I'm hoping the atmosphere will be class tonight.

Confident for this one and I'm hoping the atmosphere will carry over from the final, which we won. We won a fucking cup, man!

Has that Dangermows fella posted since the final?

Only thing we're gearing up for is CL football and an assault on the PL next season. COME ONNNNNN!

They'll not know what he said, because they definitely weren't watching it. Nope, not at all...