Pablo123

Cole was a toot head, as were a few other players at the time.

Brighton will hoover up any talent from Hearts.

I think he'd do well, but the likelihood is the rumour is shit anyway.

Fluently. Lived there during the revolution.

That's pretty much word for word what I translated yesterday. Would be a top signing.

It's always me,as the ballbagsman Balotelli used to say.

Aahh, a fellow French speaker. J'ai douze ans. Comment ca va?

What about ballbags? Can they be bagsmen?

I can translate for non-franch speakers "Newcastle continue to explore plastic pistes for the offensive Goncalo Ramos, who like profiteroles. The Portuguese felcher wears an apron (new), but doesn't like not being on the bench with PSG. Paris are open to discussions about said felcher. Nee bother.

I'd keep Barnes (not Alan). He's a streaky player, but he seems like a good lad. Never whinged in the press when he wasn't starting and just gets on with things in whatever position he's asked to play - a consummate professional. Other players should follow his example.

I'd love Bowen here, but can't see it, personally.

Yeah, I'd be surprised if he went there when they're on the cusp of European football at Bournemouth. It would be a sideways step.

He needed the move to progress, too. I was watching him in our game barking out orders and organising his team mates, he's a leader we could do with. Would love to get him back, bit we've got pretty much no chance.

I've been down the local battery chicken farm and bagged up loads of feathers. Need the tar to get dropped off on the day and I'll tar and feather every cunt, you included, obviously.

Like the bloke who was running marathons (snickers) with a fridge on his back. I love Bruno, but he missed a couple of decent chances today.

It's her 34th birthday, mate. That's the last time, like.

Missed the goal cos I was wiping my daughters arse.

Should have hit it first time on his left and bent it in the far corner.

Come on big lad. Let's see you torment Forest.

Rolf Harris.

Why did he blow his whistle?

Update: they were waiting for a bus. Police on their way.