Pablo123

He's happy here, he telt iz.

Find out where Dean lives, knock on his door, and when he answers, slide tackle him straight through his house. Up to you, though

You typed it, though, so by proxy, you're a Sunderland fan now, mate. I'm so sorry.

They probably don't want to sign for Arteta, because he's a bit of a prick, it's just another excuse for his inadequacies.

I just get the feeling it'll be a younger player than Cunha, but he is quality.

I'm with you!

I'm convinced it'll be Bakayoko from PSV

I'm an emotional wreck. I'm bubbling at everything!

I'm so pleased I'm off work today. I still can't quite believe we won!

Outstanding! What a header, man.

They're really hurting right now. They'll be ok in a few years, but they're trying to cope as best they can right now.

Superb.

And Staveley?

Good to see Jonas there.

Think he's got it covered by the smell of his breath, but he'll gladly take a pspspsps

I'm watching the football, and my cat has sat in front of the tele licking his bumhole. Do you understand now?

They could be watching their cat go to town on his arsehole right in front of them like mine. Now that is grim.

Great song!

He'd bewked tickets to see Alison Moyet and was sorely disappointed

Robbie Savage is such a prick

Adam Johnson has put his name forward for canvassing the schools.

Completely forgot he went there!

We needed that after this weekends results. Thought the game was well reffed, too

Young CF, I think

Probably not for the price they'd want.