Pablo123

They contradict themselves at every turn. Really weird fans. If they put the same effort in to supporting their club instead of hating anything to do with Newcastle, maybe they wouldn't be such stupid cunts.

He's absolutely class, like

I just think with the backroom shuffle, its maybe slowed things down a touch. I'm not concerned; signing new players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman - you've got to take your time, you've got to make them feel special, and then you welcome them aboard...or something like that.

My thoughts exactly. They'll be working on things behind the scenes. I'm sure we'd all love to have our targets in early doors, but it isn't as straightforward as that.

Clubs clearly trying to scratch each others backs to navigate the rules. Change the fucking rules!

He really needs to fuck that tash clean off, like. Could really struggle otherwise.

We're absolutely fucked. Should be some kind of inquest.

Dan Ashworth has got an extremely smelly micro penis. Pass it on.

He's gone. Clearly can't get on with anyone. Sad day for the club. Step forward Michael Carrick

I'm certainly convinced by that proposal, says Pablo123

Joelinton is far superior to Caicedo, too. Can't really comment on Tonali. I'm extremely biased as well 😂. Good thread, though

I wouldn't have Romero anywhere near the first 11. I don't particularly rate him. Vicario was excellent for alot of last season, but he's a liability on inswinging corners. A fully fit Botman would be certainly in with a shout at starting, although I really rate Van de Ven

How the fuck do you get a gut like that, man? Bet his shits are like radioactive treacle

Good shout!

Might aswell just give us the title now. Derek, we're off to Benidorm!

Ruined my reply, ye fucker 😂

I agree!

Howe isn't going anywhere. I think they'll either promote from within, with Carsley, or it'll be Potter.

He played well up here when we drew 0-0 (I think), he was causing us problems, especially first half. I tend to watch a fair bit of Leeds, because my mate supports them. I think his shooting is a bit weak, but he's so young and that'll probably improve. Would be a decent acquisition at the right price, but a squad filler for me.

That's my feeling, too. I just think without such a hectic schedule and adding more quality and depth, we'll see the form we showed season before last. Well, I hope so.

I think he'd be excellent here, but I don't think we'd interested. Could see him at West Ham if Bowen leaves

He should be raring to go with a huge point to prove. I hope he he lives up to expectations- I'm talking lucky 15's, with BTTS 6-folds. Forza Tonali!

Just watched his live press conference there. He speaks so well and seems like such a good fella. I genuinely hope he gets a chance to show everyone how good he is. He could be a huge player in this tournament if he's given the opportunity.

Lovely first touch and finish, but Dubs didn't really make himself big.

Exile is on the case.