KennyUtd

Oucha...

I've just seen Tonali in Gossy Traders. Drinking coffee with some Mediterranean looking bloke. Sorry, that's all I have.

A decent signing now, RW or another striker, could be the difference between winning a trophy and finishing top 4/5 or not. If we wait until the summer we're starting all over again. I just want nice things. Why can't we have nice things. Sobbing here.

Very funny thread on today about a Sunderland supporting woman with a gay daughter who called TalkSport this morning, very upset about all the homophobic chanting at the SOL. Swiftly became all about gravy and has now descended into abuse about her looks and she's a real hard case. A couple of people who know her have assured everyone that she's definitely a MLF. It's not going well. Poor Lindsay. 😆😁😄 Edit: The homophobic chanting isn't the funny part obviously. It's the indignation from the forum contributors that's funny. Just to be clear...phew.

Don't worry Brian, you won't be taking penalties for us.

Mackem...😉

Hahaha, knew it would come back and bite me on the arse.

I'd volunteer for that.

In fact, is Gvardiol just Miggy in disguise? Playing like him tonight.

He looks ready made for the Prem...unfortunately.

Gvardiol with an Almiron ball in there. 🤦‍♂️

Mate, they'll lose in the play-offs. Probably to West Brom managed by Mowbray. It'll be delicious.

Cole Palmer, is he all that? 😆

The meltdown over on RTG is fkn beautiful. Reading that and watching Khusanov be shit is pretty entertaining.

Fkn hell, Chelsea time wasting from the 12th minute. Is Jose back in charge.

Getting Jon Dahl Thomasson vibes here.

Lol, did we dodge a bullet with Khusanov? Terrible start, poor lad.

Absolutely no excuses if we lose to Southampton. 6 points and looking woeful most weeks. It's so fkn frustrating watching us at times.

It's season 2035/36 and Newcastle's Eddie Howe is confident the club will be able to spend in the summer transfer window. " Since we first bought Sandro Tonali we've been seriously restricted by the top 6, I mean PSR rules. Selling him back to Milan, via his short stint at Man City, and now buying him back again has meant our current budget isn't as big as we hoped. We'd love to bring in a right winger but might have to stick with Fabian Schar who has been a revelation since I first played him there 5 years ago" Newcastle's hunt for their first major trophy in a hundred years goes on.

It was big money though, that's certain. Now we seem terrified to spend because of PSR but they would have known all that back in the summer. A couple of signings might win us a trophy this season too. So frustrating man.

Can someone much brighter than I please explain to me why, when we offered £70 million for a player in the summer, we can't spend any money in this window? It doesn't make sense.

Do we think Chelsea might give us £35 million for Dubs? 🤔

Same barber surely. Stevie Wonder lead stylist probably.

I was in London recently. Loads of work for decent barbers from what I witnessed. 😆

Ooofff. Too soon mate.