KennyUtd

Is Chapstick a euphemism for helmet Fak?

Absolutely fair enough though. Every baldy I know is a cunt. 😆😁😉

Planning did you say? 😆

Bravo 👏👏👏

Well we'll know soon enough. Thank fuck too because this whole saga is exhausting

He'll sign for Spurs...yawn. Spare yourselves the agony boys.

A Muslim that doesn't drink? You been up the West End recently.

Aye but they're paid per foot.

My wife's got 1 of those.

As hard as that would be I think I'd quickly make my peace with it.

But that's not us. A rise rumoured to be 108% is fkn ludicrous. I'd expect 35 goals minimum from him and play every fkn week. If we're comparing him to Haaland like.

At last, thank you Shadow.

I think people understand perfectly well. Isn't it a little uncomfortable to you though, that a player who represents a city with some areas of extreme poverty and unemployment can have a player on £300,00 a week. I've always said I love the lad but fkn hell man, he plays football. Honestly this is the kind of thing that turns me away from football. Even more than our owners.

Yeah, clearly. But I don't have to like it. I suppose the fact we're struggling to get bodies through the door means we can afford to pay him what he likes.

It's obviously just me but I hate the thought of throwing massive wages around because we are shit scared to lose a player. I know he's elite, well when he's fit. It just rankles. Feels like being held to ransom and I hoped we'd gone above that.

And your point is? We're not Liverpool man. They've just spent near enough £300 million and can pay huge wages. We can't do that unless we're prepared to do the same with Bruno, Tonali, Gordon. We're too hamstrung.

Howay man, nobody is worth that. I love the lad but that's just fkn nonsense. 😆

Fkn hell man, he's a week too late. We would have got £55 million for Longstaff if we'd had Suds.

"Ekitike you and I knowwwww That you are nothing but a greedy fkn arsehole You are such a prick and we'll give you so much stick So just piss off Ekitikeeeee" An ABBA classic. If you know, you know. 😆 Yep, started early.

Just before you get banned can I just say fuck off you uneducated tramp. And I mean that sincerely. Oh and enjoy finishing 19th.

We've managed to make the 1st few steps to becoming a real threat. CL twice and a first cup win in an age. Now is not the time to fuck about and take the foot off the gas. Football and football clubs don't stand still if they want to progress. When they do they fall away quickly. We're just so close man. Identify talent and get them in. We have a scouting network that must have done all the donkey work. The club needs to make things happen or it could come back to bite us in the arse.

Is that all? Fkn hell. 🤦‍♂️ Mental.

Well I said "it feels like" so I'm obviously not privy to our transfer options. We move at a glacial pace, in my opinion, when it comes to transfers. 6 weeks will fly over mate.

The thing is we're blowing a massive opportunity this season by making a mess of our transfers. Absolutely no guarantee we'll make CL next year so it'll feel like a couple of steps back. It just feels like our target list was pretty small and back up options weren't there. Now we're flailing around trying to boost our numbers and every club knows this.

Isn't this just the N-O forum?