KennyUtd

Some club had to stand up to these cunts. Let it be us man. He's under contract so tell them to fuck themselves. Or we'll have £150 million + Diaz and then another £50 million.

Didn't think it was possible to hate Liverpool any more than I already did, but apparently I can.

Actually I've already changed my mind. We've chased this lad for ages and he'll know he's Liverpool's 2nd choice. I'm back in.

Fkn scouse cunts. Nice dream while it lasted. Infuriating as fuck. 🤬🤬🤬

"Take a football away from Bruno and he’s an uncoordinated mess" What? I swear I'll fight you over this. Time and place. 😉

In with the Isak thread. He's shite apparently but they've never heard of him. Hoping we'll get a PSR points deduction etc. etc. 😄

Serious question. Would you take signing Ekitike and beating the Mackems twice but get relegated. Or something else? Asking for a marra, I mean friend. 😆

That was lunch. Hitting Aldi for some Lithuanian sauvignon blanc and Nepalese pale ale ready for a "here we go"

No way Elanga signs just for Isak to be sold. No fkn way...just no. Someone please agree with me. 😬

Primed and ready to go Fak. 🍻 I'll take a week off.

😂🤣😅😆😁😄😂🤣😅😆😁😄

What the fuck do I know. Very excited. Please get this done Newcastle. 🙏🙏🙏

Can we just all agree that Chelsea are detestable cunts? Yeah?

Lads, we're just fkn torturing ourselves here. He's not signing in a billion years man. Not ever. Let's let it go.

Ah aye, forgot about that.

Mackem at work said the same. 😅😆😁

"2-2 against Gateshead, you'll never sing that" 😂🤣😅😆

Should just close the thread really. Nothing more to be said. 😄

And a huge bowl of patatas bravas please.

😬😆😁😅

Not surprised you divorced her then.

Ha, I was just adding to Optimistic's comment where he mentioned VVD. Obviously someone like him would be a remarkable signing but every club in the world will be looking for the same player and I've no idea how to spot them. We can dream though eh. 😊

Aye, definitely someone like VVD would be perfect. Just without the hint of cunt.

I love that but feel that little bit showing Murph just stare is a tad unfair.

Howay Newcastle, this couldn't be more of a come on. He's gagging for us.