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Fuck sake, it's actually becoming funny now. We can't even sign players who actively wanted to come because of pissing around so much. It's painful too. Funny and painful like whacking your elbow. For 2 fkn months.

Hahaha it cuts deep.

Or get him to sign for a year on much better money and sell him next year for a release of £150 million. He is still contracted to us after all.

Too soon Froggy...

It's not about loyalty though, it's about honesty. He knows we'll be struggling to replace him at such short notice. I doubt he just decided last night that he's had enough. Why did he wait so long to come out with this. It's absolutely a low blow when we've done nothing but applaud and celebrate the lad. Oh and pay him a fkn fortune in the bargain.

Fkn hell that's funny man. He was doing his job and paid an absolute fortune for the pleasure. And he didn't win us a league cup ffs. There was a whole squad of players who did their bit.

We might not have a choice. Desperate for a striker now and we have 4 weeks to do a deal. It's utter fkn madness. Isak has done a number on us here.

Sorry Aye, I have a job. 😆😁😄

I think he has though.

He's asked to leave according to TalkSport. 🤯

Have you been living under a rock? Read the thread, the press, anything Newcastle. But in short, our star striker seems like he fancies different climes. He definitely hasn't said otherwise. We are going in to a massive season without him likely and at present Will Osula. There's 4 fkn weeks of transfer window and we've signed a winger. A massive opportunity to kick on but we don't. There you go.

I'm talking about the Isak situation man. Behave yourself. I've supported for 50 years ffs.

It's just fkn boring now all this isn't it? He stays...he goes. Starting to feel less bothered by the day. Richest club in the world but we're still Newcastle doing Newcastle things.

German keeper out.

Fuck Trafford, get this German keeper in.

What? The ring.

Might want to relay that information to anyone at Newcastle United.

Me? Rihanna.

Breaking news on Sky. Hugo Ekitike has signed for Liverpool. Where the fuck did that transfer come from. Talk about out of the blue 😬🫡

Only half a dog year though. 🤔

Are you stalking me?

It is shite in Benton tbf.

I think we've been cut off.

Jesus Madrigal, who pissed on your chips? 😁

Please don't. That fucka still gives me sleepless nights. 🤢