KennyUtd

I hope Ekitike has a thick skin because the reception that awaits him at SJP could be fkn brutal.

Isn't a Liverpool discount taking something without paying for it?

Patrick Schick is a goal a game in 121 appearances for Lever. Tempt them with €25 million for the lolz. Andy Carroll 2.0

All this makes me love Elanga even more and he hasn't kicked a ball for us yet. He clearly wanted to come to us and looked genuinely excited to be here. We need more like him.

Might as well ask my wife what's happening at Newcastle. She's about as reliable as this chancer.

Can't help but think of this as a win. That little French dick has never wanted to play for us and we get to keep Isak. Now let's crack on with other targets and concentrate on the positivity from last season. HTL.

Fair enough. That's me told. 🙂

We can't be. Nowhere near strong enough for all the games we'll play next season. A CB is a must. An attacking CM too.

Is "bracing yourself for disappointment" even a strategy?

He's on the nest.

Fuck it. I don't know anymore. This whole thing has got to me way more than it should.

Winger or forward apparently. Versatile and very decent. Could be tremendous under Eddie.

Justin Kluivert then. I'm just desperately throwing names out there. There has to be other options than Ekitike.

Not interested in any sauce that stinks of piss mind.

Fuck this. Offer Atletico €80 million for Alvarez. Much better anyway.

Every time Liverpool bid we should go back with an extra million. Every...single...time.

I've never wished ill on any player moving to a rival, not ever. But I truly hope Wirtz turns to absolute dog shit just to hear the scouse cunts moan at him every week. He won't like, unfortunately.

Nah, they look like entitled bullies. It's not that they're not allowed to bid for players from other clubs. Of course they are. It's the way they do it. And an expectation that every fkn player is just desperate to wear their shirt. I know they're a much bigger club but the disdain with which the club and fans have for everyone else is nauseating. They're nee more special than every other club but they are convinced they're God's club or some such shite. I just fkn hate them. I do feel a little better now though.

Make 1 last offer and move the fuck on. Let's not get caught up in this tit for tat nonsense. We'll just look desperate. There must be a list of options for Eddie to consider.

An absolute cesspit that needs a bomb dropped on it. The pub is fkn shit as well.

£70 million and 1 pence.

If he has an outstanding season that might work. Him + £100 million could do it.

We should put a stupid bid in for Diaz just to fuck them off. Bastards.

And Guehi. Don't forget Guehi.😡

Good parenting mate. 🤦‍♂️