Fak

Amdy Faye probably one of the worst signings the club has ever made.

Maybe not as far as I thought from memory

Stan Lazaridis for West Ham? 0-1 defeat.

Think Battys shades it

That was just outside the box

They're coping. They Rohld with the punch. Turns out Barry Ferguson can do a lot of the coaching anyway.

You're forgetting about the time Leon Best scored a hat trick against them.

Keith Andrews has a lovely, thick, full head of hair. It's absolutely criminal what he's done with it though. 0-2 anyway.

Callum Marshall is only 20?!

Everything about West Ham feels very 2005-07 NUFC.

Looks off

She did blackface once for a photoshoot. Scum.

What? Shut up.

Honking goal fitting for a honking game of football.

They won the Europa Conference League what have you ever done?

The first likeable person to come out of Germany since who?

When did Areola join a cartel?

Did he actually not come back because of that? Or was he banned?

Would anyone take Ange?

Bit of masala sauce on top just to finish it off

Wants his bald head slapped if he's spent the best part of £450m and he can't outwit a Man Utd side that everyone else in the division has tanked since Amorim took charge.

Genuinely never heard of a 50, 60, 80 or 100m player needing another player of "similar price to get the best out of them". Where has he heard that from multiple times? I've never heard it once.

That's twice in a row they've downgraded their manager. Bet Gibbs White is gutted he signed that contract.

Aye Glen Johnson in goal too

Really?! I can't believe he did it.