Fak

Ten years minimum isn't it usually for a testimonial? Lascelles probably next in line.

Bastard. Knew he would.

Thought the one on Gordon was the more blatant of the two.

Jimmy Hagan was from Washington.

Bilbao v Qarabag or Galatasaray v Bodo/Glint for the early KO?

I'm terribly embarrassed

Wba should be on that list as well. Pardew, pulis, allardyce, hodgson..

Has there ever been a more instantly likeable signing that Woltemade?

Stupid bastard is starting to crack.

I see Stephen Warnock is questioning Liverpool's decision to sign Frimpong now.

Never thought we'd see the day when Eddie would copy Pardew's tactics.

Cracking player.

Spot on that man.

Thought he was sound.

Rafa probably dropped him the game after he got an assist.

So silky smooth and such a likeable fella to boot. Gutted we didn't create anything for him today.

PSV 6-2 Napoli.

How was your tea?

Bayer 2-7 PSG 2 red cards and 2 penalties.

Hasn't kicked off yet

SOMEONE CREATE SOMETHING FOR WOLTEMADE MAN PLZ

That was sexy AF. Barnes & Murphy both to start RW against Fulham.

Someone created a chance for Big Nick man.

Bruno nutmegged him from 3-5 yards away.

Hope none of his assistants have used all the penicillin.