Fak

No

@The College Dropout called it. This fella is a bagsman man and he's only just warming up. Make TCD a mod now.

Not really. I don't own any NUFC shirts.

If you want to go toe-to-toe with TCD then you have to go through me first.

4 starts in the league.

Big magnificent beast.

Time to spunk big wedge to bring Anderson home and slowly ease big Jo out of the side. He's easily one of the most likeable players in Newcastle's history and his contribution + turnaround in the last 4 seasons have been sensational, but on the ball he's simply not good enough.

Fat smelly piss artist.

FFS. Say something I disagree with man

Plonker.

Elanga is going to be waxa for us. You'll all see.

Yes. And will.

No we're not.

Talksport saying Forest debating whether to pay the £7m release clause to get Nuno back from West Ham.

Can you not find out where he lives and key his motor instead?

What's with the stinking attitude?

You can get pills for that these days.

They've chopped his dick off lad never fails to raise a chortle.

Gutted he didn't get Everton now

Had a stinking haircut from that barbershop back in August. As always though I said it was spot on and they'd did a good job before I went and got it sorted out by another barber for a tenner.

Is this still your nightshift?

We were linked with Gyokeres?

It was from the lead singer of The Corrs.

Had one this afternoon I'm good for now ta.